Derpa Derpa Jihad BOOM for teh Lulz

As a guy who rarely respects teachers, this incompetent fools takes the cake for bad instructors. In Baghdad, an Islamic instructor training students how to blow themselves up for Allah, used live ordinance in his suicide belt when he pulled the ripcord. He blew himself to smithereens along with 21 of his most retarded students, none of which bothered to tell the teacher that his lesson plan was shiite.

From the NYT here:

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.

On Monday evening Raad Hashim, working the counter at a liquor store near the site of the attack, burst out laughing when he heard the news.

“This is so funny,” Mr. Hashim said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”

Ha, ha. Terrorist training is in full swing in Iraq. Hey, didn’t we kill a lot of terrorists there back when there was a different President? But oh yeah, no blood for oil. How do you split 72 virgins among 22 dipshits?

Here is another tale of a stupid suicide bomber.