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Lesbian Has Toe Eaten Off in Lulzy New Years Eve Party

A woman in Massachusetts tried to hook up with another woman at a New Years Eve party. Then she got smacked around by the other woman’s boyfriend. When she complained to the party hostess about the beatdown, the hostess commenced to pummeling the lesbian, accusing her of ruining the party, and then she bit off the lesbian’s toe. I hear it tasted like Birkenstocks.

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From the DailyMail here:

A Boston woman spent the early hours of 2014 in the emergency room after someone bit her little toe off at a raucous New Year’s Eve celebration.

The unnamed victim was attending a friend’s party in Dorchester when a fight broke out around 3 a.m.. The altercation began when the woman approached another female party guest and asked her if she would like to ‘hook up.’

However, things got weird when the other woman’s boyfriend overheard the proposition and angrily grabbed the victim’s neck and pulled her hair back. Eventually, the man let her go after she begged repeatedly to be released.

Shaken, the victim said she rushed to tell the party host, a female friend of hers, what had happened but her friend didn’t believe the story.

The host reportedly told her she’d ruined the party and another fight ensued. The victim told police her friend pounced on her, punching her until the pair were separated by other guests.

She said she then grabbed her belongings and fled the house but the host followed her outside and continued to beat on her.

During the tussle, the two women fell to the ground with the victim on top of her friend and they continued to fight until they were separated again. That’s when the host grabbed the victim’s left foot and bit off her left little toe.

Surprisingly, this story is not presented as a gay bashing incident. But being beaten black and blue and toeless sure is gonna cramp this lady’s love life.

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