Good Neighborhoods Get Good Cops to Kill Spiders
You wouldn’t see this happen in Detroit. A young teenage girl at home alone in Oregon got freaked out by a giant spider. So she called the 911 dispatcher and asked for help. Officer friendly showed up and squished the spider with a rolled up newspaper. In Detroit you can’t get a cop to show up at a gunshot scene for an hour. In Oregon you get spider-killing ninjas.
