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Tennessee Vice Mayor Jacks It at 90 MPH

Any news story that refuses to publish a party affiliation for a politician committing a criminal act means that he’s a Democrat. Case in point is Mount Carmel Vice Mayor William Blakely, who has terrified female motorists for years, driving aggressively while he was masturbating and exposing himself to drivers.

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From WJHL here, with thanks to Robb:

Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while driving.

“I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck,” witness Deborah Sturgill said.

Personal accounts in Thursday’s testimonies started the same – Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers’ attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

“After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going ‘please, please’ (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I… show me yours,” witness Kelly Street said.

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely’s driving would cause an accident.

“He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating,” Sturgill said.

“At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad,” Street said.

“It went on for so long an nobody’s addressed it,” Christian said, referring to the dozens of phone calls the department has received over the course of three or four years – she said, related to Blakely’s behavior. Ages of the alleged victims range from 16-65.

He should just go to San Diego and Jack It with the Kony2012 Guy.

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Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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