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Saudi Fatwa Demands Baby Girls Wear Burkas

In order to prevent perverted Saudi men from raping little girls, a dumbass Sheikh in Saudi Arabia issued a religious edict declaring that all baby girls must wear the black burka. Because uncovered meat.

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From Alarabiya here:

A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested.

In a TV interview on the Islamic al-Majd TV, which seems to date back to mid-last year, Sheikh Abdullah Daoud, stressed that wearing the veil will protect baby girls. The Sheikh tried to back his assertion with claims of sexual molestation against babies in the kingdom, quoting unnamed medical and security sources.

It is well known that Saudi rapists can’t see women if they wear black tents in the 110 degree weather. The burka is simply boner-killing magic garments. Because Allah said so.

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