No Bathrooms on Subway Cars

An idiot killed himself in New York by trying to drop a deuce between cars of a moving train. He fell between the cars and was run over. No word on what he intended to use as toilet paper.

From NBC here:

A 31-year-old man defecating between cars on the uptown 6 train was killed when he fell onto the tracks and was struck by the train he was riding.

Witnesses tell police the victim had been defecating between the cars when he fell just after 4 p.m. as the train was leaving the 125th Street station.

I’m pretty sure that there are restrooms at most subway stations. But this clown thought he’d be disgusting and frankly, will not be missed.