Rapper Rhymes Badly; Live Tweets Shooting Himself in a Driveby
An hero Seattle Rapper “Freddy E” also known as Frederick Buhl, aged 22, took to twitter to torture his followers with some horrifying attempts at making rhymes, and then live-tweeted his own suicide. Many of his tattoos still aren’t paid for.
From CBS here:
Freddy E, a popular Seattle-based rapper, died over the weekend in an apparent suicide and shared his final moments over Twitter.
Frederick E. Buhl, 22, tweeted his final moments before dying of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Buhl started his final Twitter rant with the cryptic “This day couldn’t get any worse…” and continued with a description of what he was doing.
“This barrel never felt so good next to my dome,” Freddy E tweeted. “It’s cold & I’d rather die than live alone.”
Buhl and rumored girlfriend, rapper Honey Cocaine, whose real name is Sochitla Sal, reportedly broke-up just before Buhl took his life.
Holy mackerel! If some ho (black women for you white folk!) named “So-Shit-La” dumped me I’d have to seriously reconsider my life choices too. Lets take a look at those last tweets:
Started out with binge drinking, and probably some pot:
Me and the fam @elcapo_rtez @nhatureboy @d2thefuckinj #FreeDrinksAllNight #ShotsShotsShotsShots twitter.com/Freddy_E/statu…
— Freddy E. (@Freddy_E) January 5, 2013
Then he smoked a pack of cigarettes:
Smoked my first pack of cigarettes today… been a long time since I’ve gone through heart break. It’s a cold unforgiving world if I do say.
— Freddy E. (@Freddy_E) January 5, 2013
Then the first really horrible attempt at rhyming-
Cruising in the 300 Chrysler. Wishing the world could be a little brighter. But all I can seem to find is this lighter. It’s all bad y’all.
— Freddy E. (@Freddy_E) January 5, 2013
Then another really lame rhyming attempt.
If there’s a God then He’s calling me back home. This barrel never felt so good next to my dome. It’s cold & I’d rather die than live alone.
— Freddy E. (@Freddy_E) January 5, 2013
And finally, the rapper commits a drive-by, going out gunned down by a thugged-up nigga! The way all rappers crave to die:
It’s… all… bad… y’all. *puts finger around trigger*
— Freddy E. (@Freddy_E) January 5, 2013
Well, its certain that he couldn’t rhyme, and since rappers steal music beats from other musicians, he couldn’t write music either. He certainly was an avid attention whore, craving the spotlight to the point that he’d live tweet his own stupid suicide. The question I want to have answered is what is Joe Biden going to do to keep guns out of the hands of pot-smoking bad rappers? Won’t he think of saving just one life?
Thanks to Robb for the tip.
