Dope Smoking Democrat Strangles Girlfriend With Dreadlocks

Meet Caleb Grotberg, He is a dope smoking rastafarian wanna-be from Portland, and an assured Obama voter- if he could navigate the haze of pot smoke to make it to the voting booth. He was recently arrested for beating up his girlfriend and strangling her with his stinky, smelly dreadlocks.

From TSG here:

The Portland, Oregon man is facing an array of criminal charges after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend early yesterday and “choked her with his dread-locked hair,” according to police.

Grotberg, 32, was busted after cops responded to a domestic disturbance call around 2:30 AM Monday. The victim was transported to a local hospital for treatment of what police described as “numerous, non-life-threatening injuries.”

Maybe he was pissed off because he couldn’t get a job? All I know is that after this outrage, Obama should issue an executive order banning dreadlocks. If it could save just one life, it will be worth it.