I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Making Daddy Proud
Parenting is tough- but you at least have to try. When you refuse to even try, this is what happens:
What a good little decision maker! And WTF is up with Palm Beach? A freakin’ LOVE PSYCHIC? Sheesh.
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