An anonymous male masseuse is suing John Travolta for rubbing his thighs and ballsack with his calloused meaty paws. Also because being a masseuse is such a poor career choice.
From the Telegraph here:
The actor John Travolta is being sued for $2 million (£1.2 million) by an unidentified masseur who claims the Hollywood star assaulted him sexually during a massage in January inside a room at the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to court documents.
The masseur, referred to as John Doe in court papers obtained by Reuters and filed last Friday, claims that Travolta rubbed his leg, touched his genitals and tried to initiate at least one sex act inside a private bungalow at the exclusive hotel on Jan. 16.
A tell-all book alleged that Travolta was a frequent visitor of a Los Angeles gay spa. And it has been alleged for years that Scientology is actually a program to convert gays to straight, but I have no clue as to the truthiness of that claim.
Rob Delaney has a hilarious response to this story:
I tell you one God damn thing: John Travolta wants to jerk me off, he’s jerkin’ me off. End of discussion. #USA
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 7, 2012