Wonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!
Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you are simply stupid. Even more so if you think that Yoga makes you a “spiritual person.” Oooh! Buddhists, the poorest cult in the world, does Yoga! The only thing dumber than Yoga is Wicca. Wiccans are typically 14 year old girls running around shouting “blessed be” and pretending to cast spells like Harry Potter. And if you are a grownup who believes in Wicca, you are simply stupid too. Now comes a stupid man who was into both and somehow tried to form his own sex cult.
From the DailyMail here:
It was the lurid scandal that rocked the world of yoga to its core.
But now new details have emerged of the Wiccan group sex parties hosted by John Friend, the founder of the popular Anusara yoga movement.
Friend is said to have founded a coven of women called Blazing Solar Flames who would give him naked massages to increase the amount of ‘energy’ between them.
According to The Daily Beast he called himself ‘Grand Magus’ and dubbed one of his women ‘High Priestess’ as they got down to the ‘mix of kissing and rubbing’.
He also told them to cut off locks of their pubic hair – and put them in an altar for another member of the coven.
Friend stepped down in February as the figurehead of Anusara yoga, which has 600,000 students worldwide, for an indefinite period of what he called ‘self-reflection, therapy and personal retreat’.
He admitted to having sex with students, married women and his employees, cheating on his girlfriend and smoking marijuana. There were also allegations about financial mismanagement in relation to pension funds. More than 100 Anusara yoga instructors have now quit in disgust.
Shocker! A fat hippie passes stretching off as exercise, smokes dope, has illicit sex and pretends to have magic powers? I hope every one of his 600 Thousand followers (democrat voters) realize how stupid and foolish they are.
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