Occupy Hippies Coming Back

Now that its getting warmer, the unemployed college grads, aging hippies, anti-war retreads and other anarchists and leftists are dusting off their tents for the next round of Occupy Whatever. And they have a new theme song:

From TCPalm here:

Now that the weather has warmed up a bit, it’s time for all us loony-left liberals and aging hippies to dust off our tents and sleeping bags, grab our protest signs, crawl out of our parent’s basements (or wherever else we’ve been freeloading for the past six months) and get back to work. It’s time to Occupy Wall Street — again.

Naturally, we’ll want to bring along some contraceptives this time, for those “special” moments in between trashing public property and defecating on police cars. You can never be too careful.

And for all you college students who think you just can’t afford protection — it’s all covered under Obamacare, along with condoms, Viagra and all the abortion pills you can swallow.

Just ask Sandra Fluke. I’m sure you can find her at your local Democratic National Committee headquarters

I imagine liberalism feels quite a bit like getting a tongue-bath while roiling pot smoke circles you in a pyramid.

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