Goose Attacks Must Be Stopped

I am always bewildered that humans take any sass from a hollow-boned marsh dweller like a goose. Seriously, they weigh 8 pounds. They have to roll a 98 or higher on two d10 just to cause a single hit point of damage.

And not all of these next ones are geese, but the same applies to any waterfowl.

And did you see when turkeys attack?

One comment on “Goose Attacks Must Be Stopped
  1. Outrageously funny! Never been attacked, but I suspect it wouldn’t end like any of these videos… I hear you can use white wine to soak out some of the gamey flavor and it can be quite tasty! It’s all in the preparation, really…

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