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John Edwards Too Sick to Go to Court- Not Too Sick to Spawn

Former father of the year and Democrat poster boy and former Presidential Candidate John Edwards hasn’t been to court yet on his fraud and conspiracy charges because he had a note from Mommy’s doctor that said his heart was too fragile to endure justice. But apparently its not too fragile to allow him to pop Viagra and plant his demon seed into Rielle Hunter again. After all, Quinn needs a baby brother or sister on that side of the two Americas.

From the Dailymail here:

Disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards has reportedly decided to have another child with the woman who destroyed his marriage. Rielle Hunter is reportedly hoping to become pregnant before Edwards’ trial in April, after which he could be sentenced to up to 30 years in jail.

Edwards, who has four children from his 33-year marriage to his late wife Elizabeth, already has a daughter with Hunter, four-year-old Quinn.

The couple has now decided to have another baby as 48-year-old Hunter’s ‘biological clock is ticking loudly‘, the National Enquirer reported.
‘She’s made having another baby a top priority,’ a source told the tabloid.

The pressure is also on because of Edwards’ impending federal trial; he has been accused of using campaign funds to cover the affair. In 2007, it emerged that Edwards was cheating on his wife Elizabeth, who had been diagnosed with breast cancer three years earlier.

I’m pretty sure that cheating with a married man while his wife’s tits are rotting off with cancer makes you a slut, but I don’t want to be viewed as engaging in “warfare against women”.

Dr. Jones

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