There is an appalling lack of bullys on the streets these days. This bully shortage is directly proportional to the rise in Emo Kids, poor dressers and sniveling crybabies on sandlots across the country. It is also leading to other intolerable weirdness like the chick in this video who quaffs gallons of gasoline per year and the fat girl who stiffs a decapitated doll’s head for comfort.

One or two well placed wedgies or swirlies can halt a lifetime of asshattery. Won’t you please help?


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