Stephen Hawking Loves the Bump and Grind

I heard about the story of Stephen Hawking hanging out at an adults only swingers club while I was out in San Francisco but didn’t get a chance to look into it until now. And thanks to the whacky Taiwanese animators, I’m kinda sorry now. Most bizarre video of a physicist ever:

From Allvoices here:

Renown physicist Stephen Hawking is somewhat of a regular at a Devore, California sex club.

According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to the club with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him.

“I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times,” the source revealed. “He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back ‘play area’ laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him.”

Only thing worse than having to strip to raise your kids as a single mom is to have to dry-hump Stephen Hawkings bedsores while he says “Yeah, baby, do daddy real good” with that Speak-n-Spell voice of his.