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Attention Seeking Fat Slob Begs for Help on YouTube

Meet humongous fattie Robert Gibbs. Only 23 years old and he weighs close to 800 pounds. He has bed sores because he’s too big and fat to even get up and move. Somehow he managed to get his fat-assed fingers on a laptop to upload a pathetic video begging to be on TV’s Dr. Phil Show, the Biggest Loser or other reality show. Seems like his appetite for attention is second only to his appetite for big macs.

From CBS here:

A 700-pound Livermore man’s plea for help to lose weight has become a viral sensation on YouTube in less than 24 hours. Robert Gibbs, who turned 23 on Friday, said he is a prisoner in his own body.

“I spend most of my days right here, watching TV.” Gibbs said from his couch. “I have to slide forward to get off this couch. I’m just trapped, and there’s no way out.”

On Thursday, something clicked for the Livermore man who has struggled with his weight since the age of four. He has also been hospitalized twice. As Gibbs was stuck in bed, he recorded the video.

Someone in his trailer is feeding this fat miserable slob. That person needs to stop bringing the slop buckets and Gibbs needs some serious mental health counselling in addition to a common sense diet. It reminds me of watching My 600 Pound life the other day on the freakshow network TLC. I tweeted during the show as did others, laughing at these ginormous fatties.

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2 thoughts on “Attention Seeking Fat Slob Begs for Help on YouTube

  • Seems like these days what he needs to do is go to the next congressional session with the sob story asking Congress to pay for his Big Macs.

  • Yep, and then Limbaugh would have to apologize for calling the beast “chubby.”

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