Lauren Scruggs Looks Derpy

You know what happens when models don’t practice all those graceful poises? They get clumsy and have their faces and hands chopped up by propeller blades. Its a FACT. Case in point is Lauren Scruggs who is now up walking around sporting a new glass eye.

From the DailyMail here:

Miss Scruggs was nearly killed on December 3 when she walked into a plane propeller after taking a ride with a friend to see the Dallas Christmas lights from the sky.

She suffered a fractured skull, broken collarbone, brain injuries and lost her left hand. Two weeks after the tragic accident, doctors decided that they had to remove Lauren’s eye.

There is now a new FAA rule that blondes are only allowed to ride jets.