I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Bacon Bullets and Quran Body Armor
We managed to get Afghanistan’s population all twisted because we burned their stupid holy books for the lulz. Now they are running around trying to shoot NATO forces and any American they can catch. Here’s what you do. Get bacon-soaked bullets. And stitch some qurans into the body armor.
And this lulzy video shows the technology already exists. And the video also calls Obama a sissy.
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