Whitney Had Two Crappy Bodyguards

Whitney Houston, a washed-up singer and actress, got blitzed on booze at a Hollywood party, then swallowed a few Xanax and drowned while trying to take a bath. All while TWO bodyguards were nearby. The only thing more hilariously pathetic than that is that Twitter rumors said she had been stung to death by wasps.

Whitney’s assured self destruction was a long time coming and everyone knew it. Those hilarious tweets about the wasps? Below.