Unemployed Again
It was the first day on my new job and I was all excited to get to drive the bobcat. That cackling is from Stuart, my so-called pal and trainer.
Thats twice this month that I’ve lost a sweet gig- the last job was a radar screen polisher for the Costa Concordia. But its okay that I’m back on unemployment. I’m sure Obama and his army of 99%ers will get me a new job any day now.
