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Arkansas Democrat Kills Own Pet and Blames Republicans

Democrats have a longsadhistory of creating fake hate crimes against themselves in an attempt to draw attention to themselves and become some kind of perverse martyr. With Jewish liberals, they draw swastikas on their own homes. Blacks will sometimes burn crosses or tie pieces of rope into a noose. So what does a white hillbilly from Arkansas do to fake hate crime himself? Why murder his own cat and write “liberal” on it of course!

From a liberal local blog here:

It was Jake Burris, Ken Aden’s campaign manager. Last night, Jake and his four kids had come back to their Russellville home. As they were getting out of the car, one of his children discovered their family cat dead on the front porch. One side of the animal’s head had been bashed in and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket. But there was something even more horrifying to be found on the corpse.

Written across the animal’s fur in black marker was the word “LIBERAL“.

This is terrorism. There’s no other word for it. A police report has been filed. Jake said the kids seem to be handling it okay. The one that discovered the cat was too young to be able to read and Jake had quickly gotten the others into the house before they saw it. Pope County is an insanely conservative area and the Aden campaign has been shaking things up even there and it looks like another right wing sociopath with a taste for violence has come crawling out of the woodwork in response. I asked Aden for a comment on the record:

“This is sickening. To kill a child’s pet…I’m at a loss for words…I’ve seen the best and the worst of humanity, but this is something else.”

Both Ken and Jake though made it clear that they weren’t going to back down on the campaign trail, both agreeing that caving to this kind of behavior would only make things worse.

“I’ve got a gun and I know how to use it.”, Jake said. “If I have to protect my kids I’ll do it without hesitation.”

This happened the same night that Gabby Giffords, the survivor of a heinous act of violence, announced she was resigning from Congress. To think of something happening here like what happened in Arizona, the possibility of that happening to Ken or to someone on his campaign team, is frightening beyond belief.

This is laughable. Jake Burris killed his own cat to garner attention and sympathy in his own “insanely conservative district.” And no, its not terrorism, its just another liberal desperate for attention. And to even compare what happened to Gabby Giffords is sickening. Gabby was shot in the face by a crazed LIBERAL pothead- and not for anything Sarah Palin had said, which is still apparently the meme among liberals. The news will come out soon that this was all staged to garner sympathy, and the only terrorism going on is Jake Burris terrifying his own children in the name of liberal idealism.

Dr. Jones

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