Lets Stab Protesters With a Spork
I swear if this ever happened to a fast food joint I was in, I would fight back.
In most states, you can assault anyone you want for a fine of $50 dollars. Some ideas:
- Pepper Bomb- Open two dozen pepper packets, blow in Protester’s Dirty Face
- Cover the Floor with Icecubes so they can’t maintain their footing
- Smack Them in the face with the Wet Floor sign
- Stab them with sporks and plastic knives
They are all too weak and gay to fight back properly. Victory will be assured. This will not stop until we fight back.
