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Archive for November, 2011
SIRI Won’t Say How to Abort Your Baby
Nov 30th
That Rapscallion Steve jobs programmed some sort of twisted morality into his iPhone prior to shuffling off his mortal coil according to an emergent lawsuit by the ACLU against Apple. Apparently, you can ask Siri, the voice activated AI helper app how to find a prostitute and how to hide a dead body, but it won’t tell you how to find an abortion clinic. And boy howdy, those leftists are pissed now.
From CNET here:
It’s funny how Siri works. She will tell you where you can find an escort, drugs, or guns but can’t seem to help if you are seeking birth control or abortion clinics.
Today, the ACLU launched a petition that asks Apple to fix the “glitch” in the voice-activated service on the iPhone 4S so it provides useful information to people seeking information on reproductive resources.
Siri spews out information in response to all sorts of controversial queries, including “where can I get some dope” and “where can I dump a dead body,” notes the blog that first reported on the problem. And if you are desperate for some physical intimacy it will refer you to escort services, as well.
So vices appear to be fine, but Siri has a problem with reproductive information. CNET tested Siri, asking for “abortion clinics” and “birth control” and was told “I don’t see any” in both instances. But when asked “where can I shoot a gun?” Siri supplied the name of a gun shop 20 miles away.
Maybe this proves that Siri is smart and just doesn’t want anything to do with the decision to abort a baby. But it certainly proves that the ACLU wants to sue its way into your internet search results.
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Loading ...Byron Sonne Was Actively Extracting Explosive Gases When Arrested
Nov 30th
Byron Sonne’s supporters continue to do a great job posting evidence online that, to me, prove the Crown’s assertions that Sonne was actively building explosive materials to use during the runup to the G20. Listening to the interviews, I find it hard not to sympathize with Sonne when it is obvious that the Crown is chasing rabbits, such as with the allegations dealing with the Potato Gun and the failed Wave Guide experiment.
But they caught Sonne actively distilling explosive gases, and experimenting with homemade batteries, and registering with the Canadian rocketry club in an attempt to cover up his purchases of explosive compounds. And most laughably of all, Sonne admitted to voting for the Conservative Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper! He admits during the interview with Detective Bui that his vote would make him an outcast among his friends, yet he demands that his city remove all of the video cameras that they were installing for the G20. Plus, he was asking for copies of a G20 security badge so he could replicate it in his home lab.
Again, this video is prohibitively too long to watch, but I have noted the highlights above.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Adam Carolla’s Take on the OWS Losers
Nov 30th
Adam Carolla uses a lot of dirty words to break it down for us- The OWSers believe they are self-entitled to wealth without having to work for it. And when they see those that have succeeded due to hard work, they want to tear them down because they have been shamed. Simple jealousy. Envy. And this leads to destruction. Just like the Muslims who advocate violence.
Thanks to AceofSpadesHQ.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Broken Chinese Bacon
Nov 30th
The chinese have to learn to stop playing with what is supposed to be food for other people. Seriously, they eat tiger penises and puppy dogs and cats, but won’t kill a retarded deformed animal that produces lovely treats like sausage and bacon?
Quick, someone show this to Sarah McLachlan and see if she can come up with a song about broken chinese bacon!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Even a Gameshow Host Can Figure Out How to Cut a Trillion Bucks
Nov 30th
Save us, Chuck Woolery!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bradley Manning’s Defense: No Harm, No Foul
Nov 29th
The most famous gay soldier ever is going to be on trial soon for releasing hundreds of megs of classified information to Wikileaks. David Coombs, Manning’s defense lawyer who is famous for defending other army turncoats, notably Hasan Akbar, who rolled grenades into the tents of his commanders, announced his first salvo to defend his client: The data wasn’t really all that classified and nobody got too, too hurt by it. Yeah, let’s see how that flies.
Bradley Manning and Tyler Watkins.
From CNET here:
Bradley Manning’s attorney has suggested that the hundreds of megabytes of U.S. government data his client allegedly handed to WikiLeaks didn’t really harm national security after all.
The filing, which defense attorney David Coombs made public today, requests a copy of a White House “report detailing the rather benign nature of the leaks and the lack of any real damage to national security” caused by WikiLeaks. It also seeks similar documents from the State Department, the Defense Department, and the Justice Department.
Manning, an Army private, was originally charged last July with sending a military video to a person not authorized to receive it and with obtaining “more than 150,000 diplomatic cables” from the State Department. WikiLeaks began to release the department’s internal cables last fall, following its publication of military dispatches from Afghanistan and Iraq a few months earlier.
The U.S. Army added 22 additional charges against Manning earlier this year. One of the new charges is an allegation of aiding the enemy, which carries severe penalties.
If Manning did in fact provide classified data to WikiLeaks, steal “a record or thing of value of the United States,” exceed his “authorized access on a Secret Internet Protocol Router Network (SIPRNet) computer,” and commit the other unlawful acts that prosecutors allege he engaged in, the extent of damage to U.S. national security won’t save him from being convicted.
So maybe Attorney Coombs is already planning on a conviction and is just trying to save Manning from the firing squad.
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Tramp Gets Epic TrampStamp
Nov 29th
A stupid woman named Rossie Brovent slept around on her tattoo artist boyfriend- and that line right there demonstrates the amazing decision-making ability of this woman. She then got drunk with her boyfriend, signed a waiver, and passed out while she received a tattoo of what she thought was supposed to be a scene out of the Narnia Chronicles. Again, decision-making is not one of Rossie’s character traits. She ended up with this:
Yep, she got a steaming pile of poo with flies swarming it. From the Sun here:
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants $100,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.
Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was “at the artist’s discretion”.
She said: “He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”
Yeah, like a tattoo artist has a hundred grand lying around. I think Ryan did the nation a favor by properly labeling a container.
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Occupy Toronto Full of Effeminate Failures
Nov 28th
I don’t know which of these bearded sissies are more hilarious- the long haired weepy one or his rump-ranging buddy in the furry cap who is choking back the tears and leaning his head on the long-haired’s shoulder.
You can’t have a real revolution when you’re too limp-wristed to hold a weapon, Nancy. And this failure wanted to change the world by creating a retarded library in a public park? There is a real library right around the corner from where these weeping man-children were camping out.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Gamers and Their Hot Pockets
Nov 28th
Yet another reason I don’t get into online gaming. I might, however if you could really send assassins to someone’s house.
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Darrel Issa is a Congressional Cyber Champion
Nov 28th
If you are not following Congressman Darrel Issa on Twitter, you should. He is the undisputed cyber thought leader in the House, and he objects to the Stop Online Piracy Act and how the Movie Industry is flooding Washington with lobbyists that, if they had their way, YouTube, Facebook and Twitter would be sued out of existence.
And those domains that were shut down without having SOPA already written into law? The huge bulk of them related to non-official NFL Jerseys.
The story about the Jersey takedown operation is here at Torrentfreak.
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We Could All Look Like Zoidberg
Nov 28th
Supposedly mankind at one point in our evolutionary history crept out of the ocean. Fast forward a billion years and we are the big ticket lottery winners of the race to the top of the food chain. But what if another critter managed to beat us out of that briny pool? Would we all look like Dr. Zoidberg?
Thanks to Steve Huff’s Tumblr Page:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Frank is the Undisputed Ruler of Jumanji
Nov 27th
The following is a much-delayed and heartfelt thanks to Sabra for a gift that continues to play a large role in the lives of our family:
Sorry its been so long wince we chatted or wrote, but I thought I’d update you on the Blue Camel you so kindly sent our son, Cartney.
The camel has now been named Frank. Cartney, who is now 4 and a half, bestowed this name upon the camel without any prompting from us. In fact, I am unaware of any stories or other social references that he encountered that would inspire him to name his blue camel Frank, but there it is.
And Frank is the boss of all of Cartney’s other stuffed animals, and a larger menagerie is difficult to encounter elsewhere. Giant sea turtles, large giraffes, sea lions, tigers, lions, and all other animals must pay homage to the boss, Frank.
Several weeks ago, we decided to substitute bedtime stories with “stuffed animal theater”- something we use to inspire and instruct Cartney in morals, instruction, and to preserve storytelling as an art in our family. This worked out great for a few weeks- we told the story of the big bad wolf and the three pigs, Goldilocks, Hansel and Gretyl and many other typical folklore stories- play acted by his stuffed animal citizens, but each time, Cartney insisted that Frank play a major role.
Thus, Frank ends up defeating the Big Bad Wolf; Frank shows the lost German kids the shortcut away from the Evil Witch’s house, and Frank beats up the giant before he has the chance to climb down the beanstalk and meet his expected demise at the hands of Jack.
Recently the bedtime routine has devolved to a strict enactment of “Bedtime stories about my animals with Jumanji!” which means we have to roll lego dice (its always Frank’s turn to roll) and pretend Frank, Alan (a squid), Judy (a pig) and Peter (a bat), all get sucked into the Jumanji game to run around and find new adventures in the jungle of Cartney’s imagination. (I blame Robin Williams for this!) The one constant is that Frank is always there, taking charge, defeating evil, and restoring the freedom of his trapped cohorts.
And did I mention that Frank has the ability of knock out his opponents with projectile camel farts? Yep, its true. And of course, this unique ability is bestowed upon the dimunitive Frank the Blue Camel by Cartney, and it is usually the knock-out weapon employed at the last minute to save his stuffed animal friends. And the deployment of the ultimate stinky weapon is always met with raucous laughter! Now instead of bedtime stories that induce slumber, most stories tend to rile up the child for more than an hour before he finds his way to sleep- with Frank at his side.
I hope you understand that when I tell you that Frank is a bit of a thorn in the side of Cartney’s Mom and me; it is only because this ubiquitous character foils our attempts to impart our morals to the stories that we tell, and he thus creates a challenge to our story-telling abilities. It is now no longer a telling of how to rescue Peter and Judy from Jumanji- it is a nightly game on “How do we outsmart Frank and teach the boy something?”
Anyways, I just wanted to drop you a note of deep thanks from our family for the wonderful additon of Frank to Cartney’s stuffed animal zoo and let you know that his animals have a definitive pecking order that starts with that blue camel that you so thoughtfully shipped to him a few short years ago. Because of this, we think of you often and hope that your family is doing well, and wish you all the happiness you can endure. Have a Merry Christmas Sabra!
Sabra has a blog here. She is recently back from the sands of Saudi.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Nailed the 2 Iron
Nov 27th
This is the best shot of an otherwise cruddy game. The Grand Canyon Course continues to perplex me.
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Nov 26th
Christopher Olah, a friend of Byron Sonne, has been releasing some good notes and other shared evidence relating to Byron Sonne’s ongoing trial up in Toronto for his explosives possession charges. In the video below, which is probably prohibitively long to watch, Byron is grilled by a police detective in an effort to help exonerate Sonne’s wife, Kristen Petersen, from any associated wrongdoing with the explosives charges. And in so doing, he manages to get Sonne to confess that he was stockpiling various chemicals that could be used as explosives for about 90 days running up to the G20.
Some of my notes from the video:
- Kristen Petersen warned Byron Sonne in a blog comment that she “would be really, really mad” if he managed to “blow up our house.” 3 Min mark
- Sonne was a huge fan of PirateBay and had downloaded quite a few texts related to domestic terrorism and how to commit it- Practical Pyrotechnics, Setting fires with Mechanical Timers by the terror group Earth Liberation Front and Ragner Benson’s Guide to Home and Recreational use of high Explosives. 15 Min Mark
- The detective tries to insinuate that Sonne’s neighbors had suffered electromagnetic problems with their communications equipment and tried to pin it on Sonne’s failed attempt to create a HERF gun, but I am certain that was BS. Sonne knew it too, and should have realized that the Detective couldn’t possibly have that kind of evidence if he knew that the HERF gun didn’t and couldn’t work.
- Also, Kristen Petersen had experienced a “failed pregnancy.” That was likely traumatic and is sometimes the root cause of failed relationships- so you couple this with Sonne’s anarchist behaviors, and experimentation with explosives, that gets her put in jail too, and its no wonder she divorced him while he was still locked up.
- At about 28 minutes, the Detective asks Sonne if he has any connections with US Militia groups or the Tea Party. WTF, the tea party? LOL, there is never any documented violence from the Tea Party, but Sonne’s association with members of the known-violent Occupy Wall Street movement is well established.
- At 45 minutes, the Detective tells Sonne that he will be testifying at Sonne’s trial and will either tell the Crown that Byron had a bomb and did not intend to use it. Or, he would testify that Sonne had a bomb and intended to use it at the G20. Either way it seemed that Sonne did not contest the fact that he had explosive materials.
- At 57 minutes, Sonne goes into detail on how he acquired the explosive components- He purchased the Ammonium Nitrate in small batches from local grocery stores because “he couldn’t buy 50 pound bags.” He acquired a lot of hexamine from camping stores. He also acquired trioxine.
- At 1:06, he admits to stockpiling all of the chemicals between March and June prior to his June arrest during the G20.
- At 1:11 he discusses how he acquired Potassium Silicate from a gardening store and acquiring large amounts of Hydrogen Peroxide as well for a “concept rocket.” But then admitted the concept rocket wouldn’t work without a platinum screen, which he was unable to afford. This also shoots down all of the excuses that the chemicals were supposed to be used for amateur rocketry- he admitted to only ever using kits with premade fuel sources and had never yet made his own.
Sonne had the knowledge, the instructions, the terrorist manuals, the chemicals, the facility, and the hatred of the government to create a bomb the attack the G20. As the detective said, it is only going to come down to intent. It will be tough to prove how Byron Sonne did not intend to be a threat.
I don’t even know if Sonne knows he confessed to a crime. In an effort to get his wife out of jail, he admitted, freely and without a lawyer, that all of the bomb-making chemicals were purchased after his wife’s blog comment about not blowing up the house. And in so doing, he basically said that all the chemicals were acquired within 90 days of the G20.
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Jennifer Fox- Fake Pregnancy Occupy Wall Streeter Tried to Abduct Children
Nov 25th
Jennifer Fox is a crazed liberal nutbag who is suing Seattle police because she supposedly miscarried a baby as a result of being pepper sprayed. Of course that is a lie. She was never pregnant, but her claim has made her a martyr for the idiotic Occupy Movement. Now a police report has emerged that shows he attempted to abduct two young girls a few months ago. She is the reason kids have to be taught “stranger danger.”
From MyNorthWest.Com here:
Occupy Seattle protestor Jennifer Fox has publicly levied a serious claim against the Seattle Police Department; that two officers are responsible for the death of her unborn child. But now, as her claim is called into question and new information about the 19-year-old surfaces, she may come out of the ordeal being perceived as much more than a troubled teen desperate for attention.
Fox was once suspected of trying to lure two young children away from their mother. In a police report dated August 3, 2011, a mother stated a young woman had approached her daughters at Seattle’s Pritchard Beach Park during a swimming lesson. Police sources confirm that woman was Fox.
“(The mother) stated she observed (Fox) approach her children as they made their way from the lake to her car,” read the report. “(The mother) stated she could tell that (Fox) was asking the children questions by the way they were acting.”
When the mother confronted Fox, Fox stated she was a swimming coach in Bellevue and was offering the children lessons.
“Fox stated she had just returned from Greece where she had won every event she had entered in a swim meet,” according to the report. The girls told their mother Fox had asked them to leave with her, and had offered them a ride if they came to Bellevue to swim with her.
“(Fox) stated she had been trained as a swimming coach while on the ‘Special Olympics team.’ (Fox) stated she had 48 gold medals.”
Officers determined Fox “may be suffering from a mental illness or drug addiction,” and allowed her to leave, with the condition that she not return to the park. But, the incident adds to the growing suspicion that Fox was not pregnant during the clash with Seattle police last week that she said resulted in a miscarriage.
What a crazy and ugly woman. And as I’m sure, is fairly typical of everyone who is in the movement. The cops knew something was up with her because of the van she drove:
The Occupy Wall Street movement has no discernable message, but all mobs need a martyr to rally behind. For a few short hours, Jennifer Fox was that martyr. Now that she has been proven to be a liar and a danger to others, the mob will have to go search for another martyr for their cause.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...**SIGH** Black Friday Crowds Are Crazy
Nov 25th
Two quick videos on the Black Friday shopping craze- first, this is how the folks in Taiwan see us, and it is indeed hilarious.
And next is this video by Drudge who shows a melee over a two dollar waffle maker. You’ve never seen an asscrack battle royale? Well, this is it.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Thanks for the Gift
Nov 24th
My father-in-law’s girlfriend went to China for a business trip and she brought our son back this wonderful gift:
I think for Christmas I will repay the thoughtfulness by giving her a lice-infected hairbrush from the orphanage down the street.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...We Eat Turkeys for Our Own Safety
Nov 24th
I have said it before and I will say it again. I can defeat a turkey in hand to hand combat. And when surrounded by turkeys, I will look like Bruce Frickin’ Lee the way I can fight off dozens of the gobblers at a time. Turkeys are man’s natural enemy- well weaker men’s at least. Watch.
And this one had me crying I was laughing so hard. A stupid news reporter went to a neighborhood to check out complaints about a “Terrible Tom” and she runs down the street in fear of her life from a single male bird.
And on this fantastic day, we remind turkeys where they stand in the food chain.
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Reason 128 to HomeSchool: Idiot Principal Too Stupid to Understand Sexual Assault
Nov 22nd
A really, really stupid woman named Margaret Ann Haring, Principal of Orange River Elementary School, called the cops on a girl who smooched a boy during PE class, accusing the child of a sexual assault. The cops responded and left without arresting the supposed sex offender.
From the SmokingGun here:
A sheriff’s deputy was dispatched last week to a Florida elementary school after a girl kissed a boy during a physical education class.
School brass actually reported the impromptu buss as a possible sex crime, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.
The assistant principal of Orange River Elementary School called in the cops after a teacher spotted the smooch Wednesday at the Fort Myers school. In fact, Margaret Ann Haring, 56, initially called child welfare officials, who directed her to contact the sheriff.
The kiss apparently occurred after two girls debated over whom the boy liked more. That’s when one of the girls “went over and kissed” the boy. The redacted sheriff’s report notes that Haring “stated there were no new allegations of sexual abuse as far as she knew.”
Deputies do not appear to be further probing the preteen kiss.
This is what happens with all liberals and their stupid zero tolerances policies. A zero tolerance policy allows a libtard to abdicate all common sense because they are frightened to use the judgement that God game them to discern between right and wrong. I hope Margaret Haring is fired- if she can’t make simple decisions about what is and is not a sex crime, she has no ability to make more critical decisions when it comes to the welfare of children under her care.
Lee County Public Schools have experienced real sexual misconduct in the past- of course, it was on the part of the teachers. Two were busted having sex in classrooms.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Single Mom Skips Town for Two Days; Hires Kid Toucher on Craigslist to Babysit
Nov 22nd
This is a tragic and bizarre story courtesy of Rob Taylor here. A stupid single Mom who needed to get out of town for a couple of nights turned to Craigslist to find her babysitter. As a shock to no one, the lowest bidder for overnight kid watching was a disgusting blinkie-eyed high voiced child molester.
What a bad decision maker this failure of a mother is- can’t keep a man, can’t keep the support of family to watch the kids, and thinks that leaving town for a couple of nights is okay, and picks the worst possible babysitters, using the worst possible online resource.
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