The Boston Redsox Tasty Meltdown
Im not a huge baseball fan. I’m a fan of pubs, however. They play baseball on the TVs in pubs, and baseball fans go there to watch the game and drink beer. As a huge fan of pubs, the only thing more annoying than a die-hard Yankees fan is a Redsox fan. Hearing that they completely choked and even lost to the Baltimore Orioles makes me want to taste the tears of sorrow of every Redsox fan, but I won’t because those fans are stupid, talk funny, and probably have blood-borne illnesses, so keep those tears away from me, thankyouverymuch.
Twitter has been a hoot today too as everyone is either crying or laughing at the BoSox collapse. Dennis Leary hilariously tweeted:
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