I can't believe that came from your mouth!
My Hotdogs Taste Like Raper
Fat guy named “Raper” fell into a hotdog making sausage grinder. And in the newscast about it, his would-be aunt-in-law waxes philosophical about how bad that must have hurt.
From KFOR here:
Sausage factory worker killed in meat grinder
“He slipped and went into the machine. He was still conscious at the time,” Ferris said. “So I can imagine the agony he was in, and he lost both of his legs in this accident.”
You will recall that I wrote at one point about a Mexican giving his all to make the perfect tortilla. And this whole sausage grinder surfing gig is more popular than you can imagine. Back in February a 72 year old Mexican man forgot to turn off his sausage grinder before he tried to clean it.
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