Marines Stop Thief

Marines Stop Thief, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Robb sent this along in an email. It describes how Tyrone Jackson in Augusta GA stole a laptop only to be stopped by Marines collecting Toys for Tots.

Tyrone got all stabby with the marines. The police report goes on to detail how Tyrone slipped on a curb and ended up with missing teeth, broken limbs and a broken nose.

My buddy Dan, who served with the marines commented, “Curbs can be tricky.”