I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Shocker Obama Wanted to be a Pirate
Obama’s single mother, who chased exotic men around the world, dressed her kid as a pirate. And here I didn’t even know they celebrated Halloween in Indonesia. Lord knows he’s busy plunderin’ America today.
In an upcoming ish of bird cage liner from the New York Times, the rag asks Why She Went? My guess would be the answer for most single Moms: Stripper Poles were abundant.
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