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Archive for March, 2011
King Kong Meets Iron Giant
Mar 31st
My boy took one look at this photo and insisted on loading up Iron Giant on NetFlix.
The image is from Andy Hunter here. And because I am also both a huge Toy Story Fan and am eager to see the upcoming Cowboys versus Aliens movie, I LOLed when I saw this on his site.
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Libya Explained in Terms I Can Understand
Mar 31st
Well, almost.
The guy controlling the Mighty Eagle waffles while pedaling his girl’s bike.
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Girls Are No Smarter in 21st Century
Mar 30th
My pal and I had a brief and uncomfortable discussion in front of our wives about how stupid most single women still are in the 21st century. We both agreed that single women are still dumb. Most single chicks are largely incapable of making good decisions on their own. Given equality they don’t seem to handle it well. And now, as further proof, a woman is given equality, a good job, a cell phone and, apparently, lots of free shots, to prove how stupid she is.
This is a classic example of how a chick is given the brush-off because she is unattractive/annoying/drunk and the guy just pokes fun at her to watch her make a fool of herself. Of course the man has heard of Ebay. He faked that he was getting ready to shit his drawers just to get away from your annoying ass. And of course you are single. Get used to telling men that because you are going to stay that way for a very long time.
So why did Ryan give his number to you? Obviously, he hoped he would capture your dumbass making a fool of yourself so he could upload it to the Internet. Thanks to Patton Oswalt, aka Remy from Ratatouille for the link.
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Tranny Jailed for Abusing His Kids for Refusing to Call Him Mom
Mar 30th
A Korean man who chose to mutilate his body with fake implants and hormones began to beat on his children because they refused to call him “Mom.” Now he’s in jail along with his twisted girlfriend who stood by and watched the abuse happen.
From MMail here:
A transgender father of four was sentenced to a two-year jail term for abusing his children, who refused to call him “mom”.
The 31-year-old man identified as Oh, was charged with starving and beating up his children (one born to former girlfriend and three others to his second girlfriend).
Oh lived with his second girlfriend, 31, from 2006 until last year. The girl friend also received a two-year term by the same court for the same charges as Oh.
“Although the defendants claim that the beating was for educational purpose and legitimate, their conduct cannot be seen as a way of parental guidance or educational instruction, given the numbers, means and reasons of their violence,” Presiding Judge Choi Doo-ho at the Jeonju District Court said.
Oh, who has been taking female hormone injections once a week, led a normal life in the morning hours but acted like a “woman” at night to work at a local transgender bar, according to court documents.
So if his kids refused to call the sexually deviant man “Mom” what do you think they called him? What is the Korean word for pervert?
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Was Ghandi Gay?
Mar 30th
A new book in about Mahatma Ghandi is now banned in parts of India for its suggestions that Ghandi wasn’t so hungry that he wouldn’t eat fat cock.
From the AP here:
A state in western India banned Pulitzer-Prize winner Joseph Lelyveld’s new book about Mahatma Gandhi on Wednesday after reviews saying it hints that the father of India’s independence had a homosexual relationship. The author says his work is being misinterpreted.
More bans have been proposed in India, where homosexuality was illegal until 2009 and still carries social stigma.
Gujarat’s state assembly voted unanimously Wednesday to immediately ban “Great Soul: Mahatma Gandhi and His Struggle With India.”
The furor was sparked by local media reports, based on early reviews out of the U.S. and U.K., some of which emphasized passages in the book suggesting Gandhi had an intimate relationship with a German man named Hermann Kallenbach.
You know, rectal prolapse would be a good reason to want to stop eating.
Fun fact: Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore: he came to be known as a (wait for it …)
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“Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.”
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10 PM Music: THePETEBOX – “Where is my Mind” Pixies Cover
Mar 29th
There are some outstanding performers using loop pedals to perform their music. KT Tunstall burst onto the scene using the same type of methods and equipment. This is Petebox, a singer with outstanding talents at beat boxing. And he’s covering one of my favorite songs.
Thanks to JennQPublic.
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Mar 29th
Vegan parents were arrested for killing their child. They fed their daughter a diet of only mother’s milk, and the eleven-month old child, weighing only 12 pounds, died of starvation and malnourishment.
From Breitbart here:
Two vegans who fed their 11-month-old daughter only mother’s milk went on trial in northern France on Tuesday charged with neglect after their baby died suffering from vitamin deficiency. Sergine and Joel Le Moaligou, whose vegan diet forbids consuming any animal product including eggs and cow’s milk, called the emergency services in March 2008 after becoming worried about their baby Louise’s listlessness.
When the ambulance arrived at their home in Saint-Maulvis the baby was already dead. The ambulance workers called the police because the child was pale and thin, weighing 5.7 kilos (12.5 pounds) compared to an average eight kilos for her age.
The couple has been charged with “neglect or food deprivation followed by death” and face up to 30 years in prison if convicted.
The vegan diet did not prevent anyone from doing anything. Stupid parents chose not to eat properly while nursing their infant. This is not the first baby vegans have killed, and sadly, it won’t be the last.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How Obama Supporters Feel About Libya
Mar 27th
They are too stupid to be able to draw any realistic comparisons to Iraq and Bush, who actually got a Congressional mandate to support the 17 UN resolutions with military action. Obama gets one flimsy UN resolution condemning violence and he uses that to bomb Libya without Congressional approval while he was vacationing in Rio.
Thanks to HotAir for the link.
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Earth Hour is for Idiots
Mar 26th
Electricity is what has made human life possible in this century- it provides your fresh food, your education and your safety.
Ross McKitrick wrote about idiots celebrating Earth Hour back in 2009:
I abhor Earth Hour. Abundant, cheap electricity has been the greatest source of human liberation in the 20th century. Giving women the freedom to work outside the home depended on the availability of electrical appliances that free up time from domestic chores. Getting children out of menial labour and into schools depended on the same thing, as well as the ability to provide safe indoor lighting for reading.
Development and provision of modern health care without electricity is absolutely impossible. The expansion of our food supply, and the promotion of hygiene and nutrition, depended on being able to irrigate fields, cook and refrigerate foods, and have a steady indoor supply of hot water. Many of the world’s poor suffer brutal environmental conditions in their own homes because of the necessity of cooking over indoor fires that burn twigs and dung. This causes local deforestation and the proliferation of smoke- and parasite-related lung diseases. Anyone who wants to see local conditions improve in the third world should realize the importance of access to cheap electricity from fossil-fuel based power generating stations. After all, that’s how the west developed.
The whole mentality around Earth Hour demonizes electricity. I cannot do that, instead I celebrate it and all that it has provided for humanity. Earth Hour celebrates ignorance, poverty and backwardness.
I don’t want to go back to nature. Travel to a zone hit by earthquakes, floods and hurricanes to see what it’s like to go back to nature. For humans, living in “nature” meant a short life span marked by violence, disease and ignorance. People who work for the end of poverty and relief from disease are fighting against nature.
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2011 Year of the Mob Continues
Mar 26th
I have written before that 2011 is shaping up to be the year of the mob. The UK is going broke, and when modest cuts in their government budget is proposed, leftists and anarchists mass together to attack successful businesses.
From the MailOnline here:
Riot police struggle to control anti-capitalist protesters following the TUC’s national demonstration against the budget cuts.
Violence broke out in iconic London locations after splinter groups of activists broke away from the main demonstration and spread out across the centre of the city. The Ritz hotel and Fortnum & Mason were among the buildings targeted in the capital as groups of rampaging youths fought running battles with riot police. Clashes look set to continue into the night, as police use containment tactics to try to bring the mob under control.
Activists’ websites had shown how they organised a ‘huge explosion of class hatred and anger’, specifically targeting banks and shops on Oxford Street.
Trade union leaders, who put on 600 coaches and nine trains to ferry protesters to the capital, insisted they only wanted a ‘safe, well-stewarded and family-friendly event,’ but Len McCluskey, leader of the country’s biggest union, ramped up the rhetoric, saying anger towards cuts in public spending ‘needs to find a release’.
Isn’t an “anti-capitalist protester” just a fancy way of calling these punks a commie? It is the same everywhere. Leftists are addicted to public cash and they will maim, destroy and soon, begin to kill to get what they want.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...DCA is a Scarier Airport Now
Mar 25th
If the wind is coming from the south, passengers on jets landing at the Reagan National Airport in Washington DC, (DCA) are treated to a wild ride as they come in fast over the curving Potomac river with steep turns. To some this landing pattern is fun; to others, it can be pretty scary. Now comes a report that the control tower was unmanned during two landings the other night.
The graphics in the video show the approach coming in from the South, the smoother approach. I know that on United you can listen to the pilot’s radio on one channel. That must have been a frightening moment for the listeners too. And, its why I like Dulles.
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Islam Means Misogyny: Female Protesters Must Pass Whore Checkpoint
Mar 24th
The Middle East essentially caught fire after Egypt’s uprising for freedom captured the world’s, and most importantly, the left’s attention. The left has love a good ol’ fashioned mob uprising since the days of the French Revolution. Now come the horrors behind the uprising. In this case, women were fingerbanged by guards to ensure that they were virgins. This “Whore Check” was caught on video too. Yee haw.
From the MailOnline here:
Women arrested by the Egyptian police during protests in Cairo’s Tahrir Square were subjected to forced ‘virginity tests’, according to Amnesty International. Amnesty today said that the women had been beaten, given electric shocks and then subjected to strip searches while being photographed by male soldiers. They were then given ‘virginity checks’ and threatened with prostitution charges if medics ruled they had had sex, according to the charity.
Salwa Hosseini, 20, said she had been arrested and taken to a military prison in Heikstep where she was forced to strip and then searched by a female guard.
She told the charity a number of male soldiers were watching through two open doors and a window and it was at that point they took photographs.
This story is put out now to ensure that Libya doesn’t garner all the attention while Obama takes the country to a third war against Muslims. And while I’m reluctant to believe what a leftist organization like Amnesty International puts out, it does seem to jibe with many of the muslim atrocities against women that are routinely perpetuated.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 6) Loading ...MidNight Music: Darren Hanlon – “Butterfly Bones”
Mar 24th
This video is not as much about the music as about the story- and I adore drive-ins though I haven’t been to one since I was a kid. Hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Awesome Zombie Wedding Invitation
Mar 24th
I showed you a copy of a save the date my friends sent me some time ago. No check out an actual wedding invitation that someone posted on the Internet. Thanks to FMLFTW for the link.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Pics of Hartford in the Snow
Mar 23rd
Another snowshower greeted me this evening as I came back to the hotel. I wanted to get up to the Capitol building and snap some shots because the snow is supposed to get deep overnight- and I don’t want to trudge through the snow tomorrow and I won’t be here Friday afternoon. So here are the shots.
The first shot is on downtown from the Capitol’s Hillside. My hotel is out of frame on the left.
The next shot is of the American mythical beings known as “Indians.” The Capitol is in the background.
After that is a close up of an Indian with a peace pipe and waving goodbye to his ancient traditions.
Next is the Gold-Domed capitol building, adorned with white settlers who tamed this land.
Finally is a statue of Israel Putnam, who commanded the Revolutionary forces at the Battle of Bunker Hill
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Elizabeth Taylor is now BFF With Michael Jackson in Hell
Mar 23rd
A fat washed up actress kicked the can today so she could be with Michael Jackson riding his luck dragon.
From the MailOnline here:
Actress Dame Elizabeth Taylor has died at the age of 79, her publicist confirmed in a statement today.
The star passed away from congestive heart failure in hospital last night having suffered from the condition since November 2004.
She was admitted to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles ‘for monitoring’ last month.
The world is so unfair. Liz Taylor is gone and somehow Nick Cage is still working. When I first heard the news, I was stunned because that beautiful Elvin Princess from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Armageddon had died. Then one of my friends said “No, no, that’s Liv Tyler. Liz Taylor is the corpse currently.”
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Downtown Hartford is Bleak
Mar 22nd
First day of Spring yesterday brought a heavy snowstorm in Hartford. Luckily it didn’t stick. This is the downtown area as seen from my hotel window. White sky, brown buildings and winter-slain lawns make this town look rather bleak. I’m right across from the State Capitol on the other side of the street. I’ll try to get a good photo of the gold-tipped building to post for tomorrow.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Holed a Chip Shot in Grizzly Flats
Mar 22nd
I’m in Hartford this week. And let me just say this about Connecticut: Lobsters come from Maine, Syrup comes from Vermont and Insurance comes from Connecticut. I mean the state is crawling with Insurance agents and auditors and lawyers. Like WHOA.
Anyways, there aren’t too many Golden Tee Golf games in this burg. I had to drive out to Manchester to find one that was both on and working. My first game was horrible. The second featured this shot and the last was the best of the night. And Golden Tee has a feature that when you are playing a live contest, you can see all of the players and their locations that are competing against you. I have traveled enough now that I am beginning to recognize some of those locations from having played there.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...6 PM Music: Frentik – “Firecracker”
Mar 22nd
This lady is jamming out and is that a midget I see in the background on the bass?
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