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Diddy Sued for a Trillion Dollars for Knocking Twin Towers

Some crazy people like Jared Loughner pick up a gun to make the crazy stop. Others go to court. Case in point is a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who is seeking a restraining order against P Diddy for date-raping her 24 years ago, and is also seeking billions of dollars in back child support and for knocking down the twin towers.

From HipHopWired here, and yes, it is a favorite online news site for me, why do you ask?

Diddy Sued For $900 Billion
Diddy has been hit with a $900 billion lawsuit by Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks.

In the suit Turks accuses Diddy, his girlfriend Kim Porter and L.A. beating victim Rodney King of being responsible for the 9/11 collapse of the Twin Towers.

Radar Online obtained a copy of the suit that reads,

[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down…Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”

“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in…I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”

Someone should get a big butterfly net for Ms. Turks before she does something to hurt someone.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Diddy Sued for a Trillion Dollars for Knocking Twin Towers

  • The real question is what idiot judge even agreed to hear this lawsuit. That’s what’s wrong with the justice system. Any nut can file any kind of frivolous lawsuit. The sad thing is, this probably isn’t frivolous in her mind, but her lawyer and the judge should know better than to feed this nonsense.

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