I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Awesome Termination Doc
Back when I worked in the Pizza industry I did a quick tour through Domino’s. This was back in the days of the 30 minute guarantee. Hated just about every day on the job there. This is what I wish had been written on my termination sheet.
Sounds too good to be true and probably is. But if you are on your way out, make a grand exit.
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