The model democrat John Edwards waited until his wife’s corpse cooled to room temperature and has rushed into the Valentines Day season early with his romantic announcement that he and Rielle Hunter, the skanky mother of John’s love child can be married.

Ain’t love grand? And Rielle Hunter is insisting that John’s remaining kids call her Mom. The lulz here from Politico:

Former presidential candidate John Edwards is engaged to longtime mistress Rielle Hunter, according to a report.

The Jan. 17 issue of the National Enquirers says that the ex-North Carolina senator asked the mother of his lovechild to marry him only three weeks after burying his wife, Elizabeth, who died from cancer. The couple is said to be tying the knot some time this summer.

“Heartless cheater defies Elizabeth’s dying wish,” screams a line on the supermarket tab’s cover. Below that: “Rielle tells his two young kids: ‘CALL ME MOMMY!”

“I do know that I love him and that love is till death do us part, and probably beyond,” Hunter recently told GQ magazine. “We have a child together, so at the very least we will be co-parents together.”

Beyond?? A liberal husband stealer believes in life after death and seriously thinks she would both go to heaven and get dibs on John over Elizabeth? Presuming of course that John avoids hell somehow, which according to the odds in Vegas, his soul is firmly in the win column for Old Scratch.


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