FourSquare Fail Girl’s Name

When Foursquare goes offline or is overburdened, they post an apologetic page saying they are having troubles. Similar to Twitter’s Fail Whale is this dour looking detrhroned mayor. But what is her name?

I’ve seen a couple of good ones to call her-

• The Grr Girl
• The Pouty Princess
• Failsquare Fran
• The Mopey Mayor
• Mayor of Failville
• Mayor of Misery
• Mayor of DateRape
• Princess Diana

For you Foursquare Fans, what would you call her?