Barney Stinson Finally Goes Too Far

Barney Stinson went to the well one time too many with his “Autistic Poopy Pants” sure-fire pickup scheme and he’s been busted in Oklahoma.

From NewsOK here:

An Oklahoma City man seeking sexual stimulation acted severely autistic and wore diapers to con baby sitters into caring for him.

Mark Anthony Richardson Jr., 21, twice this year fooled baby sitters into watching him at their homes in Oklahoma City. The baby sitters told police he would get sexually aroused when they cleaned him while changing his diapers.

Police said he grabbed the breast of one baby sitter’s 18-year-old daughter during an overnight stay in September. Her mother told her “to go back to sleep because he did not know what he was doing.”

Richardson — who is 4 feet 9 inches tall — is being held in the Oklahoma County jail.

Richardson found his victims from baby-sitting ads placed online at Craigslist.

Richardson was caught when his last baby sitter became suspicious after he stayed repeatedly at her family’s home in September.

The woman told police her 18-year-old daughter had placed the online ad. She said a man — using the name “David” — called about watching his autistic son, “Alex.” The caller described the son as 19 and said he still wears diapers, drinks formula from a bottle and uses a pacifier.

“Alex” first arrived at the house in a taxi at 2 one morning and stood on the porch saying “4121” over and over. The number is the start of the family’s street address. He had $40 and a typed note from “David” that he needed to be fed, according to a police report of her interview. He was wearing a soiled diaper and very old clothes. He also had a backpack with diapers, ointment, a bottle and a pacifier.

She reported that during most stays he would not be still when she changed his diapers.
“He would get up and run around the house. She would have to catch him to finish putting his diaper back on

Richardson is on probation for a 2008 arson charge.

Wow was this guy bent. Barney should have just stuck to his ScubaSuit plan. Maybe we need a good test if someone is faking autism?