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Archive for September, 2010
See? I Told You Your Psycho Ex Girlfriend Was Too Fat
Sep 2nd
This is Doctor Jacquelyn Kotarac. She was the typical psycho ex girlfriend right up to the end when she tried to stalk her ex boyfriend by sliding down the chimney of his home. She got stuck and slowly died. See? That’s why he wouldn’t give her a key.
From Spreadit here:
Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac attempted to get into her boyfriend’s home, and ending up dying on her way in , she first used a shovel to attempt the break in, which failed. Not giving up, she got a ladder, and climbed the roof and removing the cap that seals in the chimney. Her plan, seemingly, was to slide down the chimney into the home. Instead, she got stuck on the way down and ended up dying.
The couple had a tumultuous relationship, being an on and off again couple for sometime, which was obviously taking a strain on Kotarac.
“She made an unbelievable error in judgment and nobody understands why, and unfortunately she’s passed away,” Moodie told The Associated Press. “She had her issues – she had her demons – but I never lost my respect for her.”
The body was not found by Moodie, but instead being found by a housesitter a few days after, through a strong stench that was emanating from the fireplace, and some fluids leaking down.
EEEwww at the fluids. Hey, lets all look at the video.
Do you think Moodie’s home owner’s insurance will pay for “crazy bitch stuck in chimney?” I don’t think my own insurance has such a rider. I might have a coverage gap there.
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MOTY: 20 Year Old Mom of 3 Leaves Kids to Bake in Car Visiting Boyfriend in Lockup
Sep 1st
Meet Salami. That’s not how you spell her name, but I think its how its pronounced. She’s 20 years old and when she’s not expelling children she spends time trying to woo men in the Orange County Jail. Problem is she tries to date jailed men while her 3 kids bake in the August sun in the jail’s parking lot.
From the Orlando Sentinel here by way of Trench:
An Orlando woman was arrested Sunday after she left her three children in a hot car while visiting her boyfriend at the Orange County Jail.
Psalmai Thompson, 20, was arrested on a count of child neglect.
The Department of Children and Families took custody of Thompson’s children — ages 2 months to 5 years — and placed them in care of a relative.
A judge ruled her children should stay with their paternal great-grandmother.
The children were discovered Sunday morning after a man told an Orange County Corrections employee there were three children in a parked car who were sweating and appeared to be “very hot.” The corrections employee went to the car, which was unlocked, and removed the children. Two rear windows of the car were cracked, the arrest report said.
When deputies arrived, a baby appeared “groggy and sweaty,” the report said. The children were being evaluated by paramedics when Thompson ran out of the visitation center and to the car.
The fire department used a device to measure the temperature inside the car. The lowest reading was 105 degrees, while the highest was 125 degrees. The family has an extensive history with DCF, an agency spokeswoman said.
The great grandmother is now raising the kids. And this Mom was getting knocked up at 14.
Now cue Elvis. Click on the little play button.
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Sep 1st
I love these guys. You just don’t see anyone who’s rocking harder. Sounds like a blusier version of the White Stripes.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crazed Hawaiian Eco-Religionist Takes Hostage At Discovery Channel
Sep 1st
leewhacko, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
This is Lee. He is an insane Hawaiian environmental nutbag who fired shots in the lobby of the Discovery Channel Building in Silver Spring Maryland today. He is demanding an end to TLC and Discovery Programming that promotes reproduction and instead demands new TV shows show people how to sterilize themselves and stop growing food.
Kinda funny demands from a fat Hawaiian.
You can see an original protest site he created here at Archive.Org where he talks about getting arrested for protesting at Discovery back in 2008.
And of course this idiot has a MySpace page here.
Lets hope this person becomes “an hero” by the end of the day.
UPDATE! BOOM, Headshot! Snipers have taken this idiot down. I hereby lay claim and salvage any carbon credits this loser has now forfeited. If he were to have lived 60 years as a normal sane person, I figure I can take his unspent carbon credits- about 30 years worth- and give them away to my liberal friends for Festivus.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Sissy In Chief
Sep 1st
Hey, who wants to ride bikes?
Bush had to live down being a cheerleader in college. It was the only girly thing he did in sports. Everything Obama tries, other than basketball, he looks like a ninny.
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