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Archive for August, 2010
Obama’s ICE is Actively Trying to Kill Virginians
Aug 3rd
Immigration and Customs Enforcement are now hunting down nuns using a giant slingshot loaded with drunken brown-colored people from south of the border. This experimental weapon has killed at least one Virginia Nun, but there are lots more in the cross hairs.
From the WashTimes here:
The
Virginiaillegal alien man suspected in a drunken-driving crash that killed a Catholic nun in Prince William County this weekend is an illegal immigrant and repeat offender who was awaiting deportation and who federal immigration authorities had released pending further proceedings.Carlos Montano, an illegal county resident, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter and drunken driving. Mr. Montano had been arrested two other times on drunken-driving charges, and on at least one of those occasions county police reported him to federal authorities.
“We have determined that he is in the country illegally. He has been arrested by Prince William County Police in the past.
He said U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was notified at the time of one of those arrests. “At the time of this incident, the accident yesterday, he was in the deportation process and was out on his recognizance for court proceedings.”
The crash at around 8:30 Sunday morning killed Sister Denise Mosier and injured two other nuns as they were driving to a retreat at the Benedictine Monastery in Bristow, Va.
So who did this repeat drunk driver slay with the consent of the Obama policies for handling illegal aliens? This woman who dedicated her life to peace and teaching.
So ICE is going to load up their “drunken mexican slingshot” and take aim at another Virginian. Who will ICE kill next?
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UAE and Saudi to Ban Blackberries
Aug 2nd
Islamic states are banning the Blackberry because their email and texting systems are encrypted. Meaning that these states can’t eavesdrop on citizens who use them.
From FT here:
The United Arab Emirates is to suspend BlackBerry mobile communication services from October because, it said, they operate outside its laws and raise national security concerns.
Saudi Arabia appeared to be following suit, with an official at Saudi Telecom, a state-controlled company, saying the kingdom was banning BlackBerry messenger services.
BlackBerry services, such as e-mail and instant messaging, use internal encrypted networks that are difficult for governments to monitor. It is the only data services provider operating in the UAE that exports its data offshore and denies authorities access to its systems.
The UAE’s regulator said its decision was based on the fact that “certain BlackBerry services allow users to act without any legal accountability, causing judicial, social and national security concerns for the UAE”.
The UAE’s suspension will begin on October 11 and will also apply to roaming BlackBerry devices. The ban in Saudi Arabia, the Arab Gulf’s most populous nation and the Arab world’s biggest economy, was due to begin this month.
If they ban blackberries, how long before they ban Skype? Or any other VOIP program that uses encryption? And from personal experience, RIM’s communication doesn’t stay encrypted everywhere it goes. Maybe if they are communicating to other RIM devices, but to non-RIM users those texts and emails still go out unencrypted.
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2 PM Music: Wolfmother – “Far Away”
Aug 2nd
This furry looking dude has a spectacular voice and his band can really rock face. Enjoy.
Wolfmother “Far Away” from HUMBLE TV on Vimeo.
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Virginia’s Health Care Freedom Act Upheld
Aug 2nd
The Middle Finger of the Apocalypse to Obama and his healthcare plan. Virginia passed a law saying that no one in the state of Virginia is required to purchase healthcare. Then Obama passed the health care overhaul and asked that the Virginia law be dismissed. A Federal judge said no way.

From HotAir here:
Federal judge Henry Hudson has refused to dismiss a challenge from Virginia on the constitutionality of the individual mandate in ObamaCare. The case will have to move to trial, and could imperil the entire overhaul:
A judge on Monday refused to dismiss the state of Virginia’s challenge to President Barack Obama’s landmark healthcare law, a setback that will force his administration to mount a lengthy legal defense of the overhaul effort.
U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson refused to dismiss the state’s lawsuit which argues the law’s requirement that its residents have health insurance was unconstitutional, allowing the challenge to go forward.
Ken Cuccinelli said that this law is unconstitutional because it requires people to purchase something strictly so they can be therefore regulated by Congress under the commerce clause. Proud to be a Virginian today!
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Al Gore Finally Gets to Listen to NWA and WASP Albums
Aug 2nd
Al Gore, back from having to deal with a new round of sexual assault allegations on a massage worker, allowed himself to unwind to a hard core album that Tipper never let him hear when they were still married.

From the Onion here:
Finally unhindered by his wife Tipper’s 25-year-long household ban on violent and sexually explicit music, former vice president Al Gore, 62, reportedly embraced his newfound independence this week by listening to the albums of the heavy metal band W.A.S.P.
“For the first time in decades, I get to play the kind of music I like without someone nagging me about what a bad influence it is,” said Gore, sitting on the floor of his living room as he cued up the song “Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)” on his stereo. “And I get to crank it up as loud as I want.”
Gore, who was prohibited from hearing music with graphic sex, violence, or drug references since Tipper founded the Parents Music Resource Center in 1985, confirmed yesterday that her crusade was “total bullcrap.”
And you just know his son is supplying him with some awesome weed to go along with his newfound love for the hard music. He would grow a mullet but he’s totally bald in back.
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You Auto-Complete Me
Aug 2nd
I never wondered this before, but now I do-

From now on, if a homeless guy begs me for change I will quiz him with a series of knock knock jokes. If he remembers what a door is and the sound it makes, he hasn’t been out there long enough to need my 35 cents.
And you should stop calling them “homeless.” Call them “Urban Outdoorsmen.”
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Lots-o-Huggin Bear Pixar Easter Egg
Aug 1st
Last month I was watching Pixar’s Up with my 3-year-old and noticed that Lotso makes a surprise appearance in the movie about a grouchy widower. In the scene where Carl Frederickson’s house floats by a little girl’s window, check the lower left hand corner of the screen.
And in the very next scene, the house’s shadow passes right over the Pizza Planet truck.
I watch Pixar movies over and over again because that’s all my kid watches.
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Julian Assange and Wikileaks Abbetting Murder in the Name of “Openness”
Aug 1st
Julian Assange and his misfit crew of hackers and leftists love to decry civilian deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan as murder, yet they simply shrug their shoulders and smugly smirk, as Afghani citizens who helped soldiers, who had their names published in the latest Wikileaks classified document dump, are rounded up by the Taliban and beheaded.

From Jawa Report here:
The man who claims the accidental killing of civilians is “murderer” knowingly and intentionally publishes the names of those working against the Taliban. If mens rea — state of mind — is a necessary element for a crime to have occurred, then how could the accidental deaths of civilians in war ever be considered criminal? Yet the intentional facilitation of murder not be?
If the immoral fools on the Left want to see what war crimes really look like, they need look no further then the way the Taliban handles “murtad” “spies” and “traitors”.
This is what a real war crime looks like. And Julian Assange is guilty of facilitating them for his own anti-American paranoid fantasies.
One Wikileaks and Tor hacktivist, Jacob Applebaum just had his cellphones confiscated on his way to Defcon by agents looking into the massive Wikileaks exposure of stolen classified documents.
And the FBI is grilling family members, probable gay lovers and friends of Bradley Manning, the American traitor who handed the documents to Assange and Wikileaks.

Assange is going to get arrested and Wikileaks will be taken down. It is only a matter of time now.
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Canadian Summer School for Girls: Pole Dancing
Aug 1st
I guess if your 9 year old daughter is already having to go through summer school, now would indeed be the right time to introduce her to her likely future profession: stripping.

From Calgary Herald here:
Summer school for some Canadian girls means Pole 101.
The class is being offered by B.C.’s Tantra Fitness, one of a small but growing number of pole-dancing studios quietly extending their services to underage girls. The Canadian company, which operates in Vancouver and Langley, has taught students age nine and up in regular classes, and has gone as young as five years old in private lessons.
There’s even talk of introducing a mommy-and-me pole class.
“I just had a baby six months ago and I’m hoping she’ll start to learn pole-dancing as soon as she can,” says Tammy Morris, owner of Tantra Fitness. “Kids love the pole. If anything, it’s hard to get them off it because they’re such naturals.”
Don’t you love the feminist movement? Single Moms get on the pole to pay for their daughter’s pole dancing lessons? While men have no responsibility whatsoever?
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