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What’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?

Maybe sitting next to this guy. He was spotted by a passenger boarding an American Airlines flight in Dallas/FW.

CNN has the story here, claiming that if a woman had been wearing this she wouldn’t be allowed to board-

Lisa Oaks posted an iReport this week that caught our eye — a photo of a man in the Dallas Fort-Worth Airport wearing short shorts and a halter top. “This is ok for a male revue nightclub, but not for public daytime,” said Oaks, whose husband Mark snapped the shot.

According to Mark, the passenger was allowed to board his American Airlines flight, which he said came as a surprise. “If a woman was dressed like that, there’s no way she would get past the parking lot,” he said. Lisa echoed his thoughts. “Rules of dress in public places like airports should be uniform policy and enforced for all sexes,” she explained.

American Airlines’ conditions of carriage state that passengers who are “clothed in a manner that would cause discomfort or offense to other passengers” may be refused entry on flights. We have contacted the airline for additional comments on this issue.

Of course he got on the plane. American Airlines doesn’t want to seem insensitive to teh gays. But his 7 oz tube of Astroglide was confiscated by TSA.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

4 thoughts on “What’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?

  • AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Turns out my brother’s friend saw this guy get on the plane in BWI to go to DFW. This guy most likely is semi-local to us.

  • CREEPY! Betcha he’s from Maryland… ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!

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