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Canadian Summer School for Girls: Pole Dancing

I guess if your 9 year old daughter is already having to go through summer school, now would indeed be the right time to introduce her to her likely future profession: stripping.

From Calgary Herald here:

Summer school for some Canadian girls means Pole 101.

The class is being offered by B.C.’s Tantra Fitness, one of a small but growing number of pole-dancing studios quietly extending their services to underage girls. The Canadian company, which operates in Vancouver and Langley, has taught students age nine and up in regular classes, and has gone as young as five years old in private lessons.

There’s even talk of introducing a mommy-and-me pole class.

“I just had a baby six months ago and I’m hoping she’ll start to learn pole-dancing as soon as she can,” says Tammy Morris, owner of Tantra Fitness. “Kids love the pole. If anything, it’s hard to get them off it because they’re such naturals.”

Don’t you love the feminist movement? Single Moms get on the pole to pay for their daughter’s pole dancing lessons? While men have no responsibility whatsoever?

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

5 thoughts on “Canadian Summer School for Girls: Pole Dancing

  • I went to the well of snarky comments… and came up completely empty… I’m speechless

  • Over 12 hours later?……… still nothing. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Okay, how’s this? Upon graduation, students of the pole dancing class get to pick their stage name- Popular favorites are “Raven, Amber, Misty, Blaze, Pepper and Dawn.”

  • your pretty bent on family values I can see. But you dont seem to really know much but how to make accusations and claims. You reconsider your reading choices.

  • Did I hurt a Canadian’s feelings? Again?

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