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Archive for June, 2010
4 PM Music: Caspar Babypants – “$9.99″
Jun 4th
My kid is now at the age where he likes his own music and has the vocabulary, as well as the volume in his voice, to request, nay, demand, loudly, that we play his songs. One of the songs we heard over and over again on a trip to southern Virginia today was “little broken truck” by Caspar Babypants. I was going to post that song. Its here if you are interested in listening to a song that will make you slightly batty if you listen to it 5 times in a row. But I found this song, and its so much better.
For those that don’t know, Caspar Babypants is the alter-ego for Chris Ballew of the Presidents of the United States.
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Loading ...Man Crush Continued
Jun 4th
This is what a politician who tells the truth looks like. Notice he doesn’t use teleprompters and is not deeply concerned about his popularity. He is not surrounded by sycophants chanting the Bob the Builder slogan of “Yes We Can.” And he is effective.
Liberals are always fond of the phrase of “speaking truth to power” but this is what that phrase really means. I hope he wins the fight against the unions.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Just in Time for Summer: Jean Diapers!
Jun 3rd
I love this new Huggies commercial. I poo in blue!
Full of chic!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Tosh Plays Guess What Happens Next?
Jun 3rd
Mother of the Year contender right here.
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Now cue Elvis. click on the little play button.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...1 AM Music: Electric Tickle Machine – “Part of Me”
Jun 3rd
This band is a little offbeat. They have a new album coming out at the end of the month called “Blew it Again.” And yes, the album art is a little risque’.
Click below to listen to “Part of Me.” Their website is here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Stupid Plastic Shoes are Lifesavers and Turtle Love Dolls
Jun 2nd
A little 3 year-old boy was saved by his Crocs. He was wearing them when he was electrocuted in a changing room at a pool when he picked up a faulty hairdryer.
From the DailyMail here:
Miss Sutton said: ‘A bright blue bolt of electricity went down his arm and shot out his side. It was awful, he was screaming in agony and shaking.
‘The T-shirt and jumper he was wearing are charred and he’s got an exit burn on his side about the size of a 5p piece.
‘The paramedic said he was really lucky he was wearing Crocs shoes at the time, as they stopped the electricity going through his legs and coming out of his feet and probably saved him from serious injury.’
Also, the crocs happen to attrack horny turtles.
What a cute little pink tongue on that turtle!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...FTC Roundtable Memo Scares Rightwingers
Jun 2nd
There has been much hubbub surrounding a memo released by the FTC that openly outlines the discussions that have been taking place at a series of roundtables around the country. At question is whether the FTC, which has purview over copyright laws and antitrust laws, should somehow modify those laws to help producers of news realize revenue for their efforts.
Many rightwing, beloved blogs, have described the document as “chilling” “hair-raising” and an attempt by Obama to socialize the news media. And yet for people that on the one hand accuse Obama of being an amateur, and inept, they also believe he somehow has the power to wave his hand and nationalize the free press.
You can read the doc here. Its a little long, and there are indeed some frightening “suggestions” for modifying policy, including setting internet access fees, taxing radios and taxing advertising dollars- but these are not the FTC’s suggestions. These are the suggestions from people participating in the roundtable discussions. And I for one, am grateful that the discussions were reported openly and can provide an opportunity to discuss and debate.
At issue is the fact that news organizations are losing money as they move from paper distributive models to an Internet one. Online ads don’t pay as much as print ads, and worse, news aggregator sites take fair use content and charge their own ads, depriving the authors of the news, who spent the effort, time, and expense to write the story from the ad revenue they deserve.
The question is should the FTC change the copyright, fair use laws, or grant limited exemptions to news organizations from antitrust laws to allow them to come up with a new way to get money for their news stories. Imagine if you will, partnerships between Google and the AP, local newspapers, and bloggers that allow for revenue sharing from ads related to their stories.
They also note that they could encourage new entrants into the journalism field by allowing the Federal News Organization that produces content for Radio Free Europe to share content with local US outlets, something they are currently barred from doing by law. Also, they could give grants to journalism schools and create a news agency for the Americorps- maybe something similar to military news organizations like the Stars and Stripes.
As a blogger who relies on journalists to create content that I use under Fair Use for commentary, I am all for expanding the choices of news content. Having the government creating an atmosphere that allows for private organizations, even lefty news outlets, to thrive, and lower taxes, hey I can get behind that too. But raising taxes to pay for all of this? No. Never. Cut budgets somewhere else.
Thanks to AlaskaInfidel for the story!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Uganda to Ban Teh Gays: No Eat the Poo Poo!
Jun 2nd
Official warning that this is a graphic educational video from Uganda, a predominantly Christian country surrounded by hellholes such as the Congo, Sudan and Rwanda.
The country has one of the lowest rates of HIV infection in the continent. Note that the spread of HIV in other parts of Africa is not due to homosexuality, but due to some rather gross beliefs practiced during heterosexual sex, most notably the belief that raping a virgin will cure the disease, as well as the Islamic belief that a woman must be dry during sex or she must be enjoying it.
Awesome that they blame Barack Obama on the importation of these homosexual values into their country. Just remember: Don’t eat the poo poo!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...McDonald’s Gay Commercial: In the Butt Butt Butt Butt Buuuttttt! I’m Lovin’ It!
Jun 1st
A French father sends his hormonal teenager to an all boy’s school in France. And then laments, over a shake and fries, that his kid just isn’t getting the fine ass he himself did at that age. But oh, this kid’s getting ass all right.
Well, if anyone should be an expert on jamming meat between buns, its this restaurant. Newsflash, McDonalds. I don’t think you had to go out of your way to make a commercial about gay people because I’m pretty sure they have been eating your crappy food all these years already. Just keep dribbling caramel or chocolate goo on your whipped cream-topped foamy McFrappacinos and the gays will keep coming back.
Also, note that the Dad in the commercial leaves the little tart the perfect opportunity to come out of the closet. But perhaps he’s waiting for a classier restaurant to do that. Do they have a Chili’s in France?
You don’t get to see the gay commercial that McDonalds scrapped because it was too controversial- the one where four schoolboys sat together in a booth looking at each other longingly until one kid flicks vanilla McShake onto another boy’s nose and they all giggle and laugh.
More McDonalds racist commercials can be found here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 101 to HomeSchool: Alcoholic Band Teacher Won’t Strand Your Children at Amusement Park
Jun 1st
A band director in Texas named Mark Pierce got blitzed while he was supposed to be chaperoning a bunch of Junior High School kids on a trip to a Six Flags. He got himself ejected from the park for being a drunkard and belligerent fool. He finally managed to get the kids back home, but these parents in the video are pissed. Check it out.
Well, I guess getting a busload of kids stranded at an amusement park is better than banging first chair clarinet.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Anti-Antivirus- Concentrated Binary Evil!
Jun 1st
There are loads of malware authors out there on the Internets. Some of them work for national groups, and others are just in it for the cash. So where does a virus author go when he needs to validate, in a secure fashion, that his own malware is undetectable by all the big AV companies?
Hiding Malware Right Behind Their Backs.
Maybe something like Scan4You. This is a hacker’s service that will store your binary malware, keep it out of the hands of the big AV companies, and will run corporate Antivirus scans against it every day. If an AV signature triggers, the hacker gets notified that his binaries can be detected.
From Networkforensics.com here:
Scan4u.biz is essentially a “criminal virustotal plus”. That is, it is a service where a miscreant can submit a newly created malware binary to gauge the detection rate of various antivirus vendors. While similar to virustotal in this regard, the key is that scanned binaries aren’t submitted to the antivirus vendors in question, as is done with virustotal. And it’s even affordable and easy to pay for…$25 a month or 15 cents per scan, and a discount for referrals. As well as flexible payment options and multiple contact points.
This means that your AV will only catch the old and busted viruses. It is simply blind to the real modern threats and malware that could impact your network. IDS, AV and firewalls won’t stop it.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Al Gore Divorcicle!
Jun 1st
Al Gore, the insane lunatic that walks the earth in a sandwich board sign declaring that the earth is coming to an end is about to be divorced by his wife after 40 long, boring, disappointing years. This means that she will get half of the Presidential Loser’s considerable wealth he’s managed to chisel from various global warming carbon offset scams he’s running, plus the cash from the retarded global warming movie he made, plus half his nobel prize winnings, plus half of his real estate holdings, plus half of current TV.
NOOOOO!!! Greedy Bitch!!!
I’m sure he will tell Tipper in the divorce proceedings to “Go ahead take all my wealth! It won’t do you any good when you are 40 feet below sea level due to melting glaciers! They’ll call you the sea hag! I won’t let you come aboard the Ark I’m building in Tennessee to save 2 of every critter! Bill Clinton always told me you were a bitch!”
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