Senator Byrd Died of Sprained Kleagle

It was touch and go all day yesterday as Senator Robert Byrd fought off an infection of his kleagle. By midnight, the infection became septic and spread to his exalted cyclops. Below is a security camera screen cap of the emergency surgery to relieve some of the swelling.

Now he’s playing poker with Teddy Kennedy in hell and wondering why they won’t seat him at the whites only table.