I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Archive for April, 2010
Lockerbie Bomber Still Enjoying Life
Apr 2nd
In fact, he just celebrated another birthday. And the doctors say he has made a miraculous recovery, praise Allah! And keep in mind, he killed 269 people and is free now because liberals traded blood for oil.
From HotAir here:
He was supposedly about to drop dead from cancer of the ass. Who do you think will die of ass cancer first? al-Maggot, or Dennis Hopper? And did Sean Penn wish this disease on them?
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Loading ...Obama Voters Take Their Sick Weiners Elsewhere
Apr 2nd
A urologist in Florida hilariously posted this flyer on his door telling patients that if they support Obama they should go to another doctor.
Its not a crime to refuse to treat someone based on their political beliefs. YET. But I bet this will be outlawed real quick now.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Rick Rolled by Old Bug-Eyed Dude
Apr 2nd
Had a late dinner last night and the restaurant I wanted to eat at was full. Across the street was a small pub called Kelly’s and it was nearly empty so I went there in search of what I had hoped to br some Irish food.
No sooner than I sat down at the bar, the jukebox played a record which made the old big black bug-eyed codger three barstools down from me, burst into song with no idea about pitch, and his voice sounded like a bucket of rocks and rusty nails. Worse, on the downbeat of each stanza, the guy would turn toward me and emphasize the beat- as if he were singing for my benefit or wanted me to join in the song.
And the worst yet is that the song was Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Let You Down”. Oh yes he sang the whole song.
Finally his food arrived and this corked him up for a while. But I sat there sipping a beer in disbelief that I had just been Rick-rolled at the end of a rough day by this bizarre stranger. Sometimes it’s weird being me.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 PM Music: Morningwood – “Snobby Little Elf”
Apr 1st
Chantal Claret, lead singer of Morningwood gives her attempt at claymation. Not too shabby, and it is certainly interesting what this elf does to her in the woods. Or is that a gnome? Anyways, check it out.
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