Iran to Women: Get Under the Burka and Back in the Kitchen Whores!

An Iranian cleric has deemed that women are whores if they get a suntan. And that’s gonna lead to earthquakes. So for the greater good, they are going to start rounding up women with tans and putting them in prison. Hilarious!

From the Telegraph here:

Suntanned women to be arrested under Islamic dress code

Iran has warned suntanned women and girls who looked like “walking mannequins” will be arrested as part of a new drive to enforce the Islamic dress code. A national crackdown would be extended to women who have been deemed to be violating the spirit of Islamic laws. He said: “The public expects us to act firmly and swiftly if we see any social misbehaviour by women, and men, who defy our Islamic values. In some areas of north Tehran we can see many suntanned women and young girls who look like walking mannequins.

“We are not going to tolerate this situation and will first warn those found in this manner and then arrest and imprison them.”

The announcement came shortly after Ayatollah Kazim Sadighi, a leading cleric, warned that women who dressed immodestly disturbed young men and the consequent agitation caused earthquakes.

Those burkas also cover up all the bruises.