What we have here is a case of wack-a-doodle on wack-a-doodle crime but overall, society wins. Watch as this lefty woman gets hit with three cream pies laced with cayenne pepper and narrowly dodges a rubber chicken.

From a bemused SFGate here:

An ex-vegan who was hit with chili pepper-laced pies at an anarchist event in San Francisco said Tuesday that her assailants were cowards who should direct their herbivorous rage at the powerful – not at a fellow radical for writing a book denouncing animal-free diets.

Lierre Keith was attacked at the 15th annual Bay Area Anarchist Book Fair while discussing her 2009 book, “The Vegetarian Myth.” A 20-year vegan, Keith now argues that the diet is unhealthy and that agriculture is destroying the world.

As Keith stood at a lectern at the Hall of Flowers in Golden Gate Park, three people in masks and black hooded sweatshirts ran from backstage, shouted, “Go vegan!” and threw pies in her face. While they fled, some in the audience cheered or handed out leaflets.

Police are investigating the incident but have made no arrests. “We’re supposed to be against sadism and cruelty and domination, and these people were willing to do this to me,” Keith said.

Keith said her values are similar in most ways to those of her attackers. She believes in militant action, even property destruction, if it can lead to change. In her book, she said, she railed against factory farming and promoted the restoration of prairies and forests.

(Some Leftist) group said Keith was wrong about veganism, referred to her as an “animal holocaust denier,” and scolded her for calling the “agents of state oppression” – the police.

Keith said, “If this is what is considered radical action,” she said, “this movement is dead.”

What’s funnier? The limp-wristed throw of a rubber chicken or the fact that an anarchist had to call the cops? All I can do is say:

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