No More Childhood Fears

I often worry that my child is TOO fearless. Cartney will dive underwater. Jump into your arms from six steps up on the stairway, even if you’re not ready. He loves bugs and spiders....

Bear Bitchslaps Man

In Florida, even the bears are crazy. One man who lives near some large national wildlife refuges in Central Florida was leaving food out for the bears. One day he opened the door and...

Amy Bishop in the IHOP Beatdown

Obama supporter and Professor for the University of Alabama in Huntsville, who recently murdered three of her coworkers by shooting them in the head because she didn’t get tenure, was once arrested for beating...

Summer Daydreamin’

Summer Daydreamin’, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Sitting in a warehouse upgrading some systems and watching yet more snow blanket the roads. This was Cartney on his 2nd birthday playing in the long summer evening....

Valentine Fish and Chips

Valentine Fish and Chips, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Out on a Valentine’s date to the Auld Shebeen Irish Pub in downtown Fairfax. Nothing says “I love you” like a huge plate of fish and...

The Cold Icy Hand of Pwn

This is a horrible crash during the Olympic Luge event. Listen for the epic clang at the end. Watch CBS News Videos Online I blame this on poor design of the track and especially...

Pool Immigrants

Yesterday was the first day in a while we were able to get to the gym as a family. We all had cabin fever, had sat on couches for way too long and a...

Bill Clinton, Please Don’t Die

Bill is in the hospital getting his rotted arteries shunted. Its hilarious that the Dems used to make fun of Dick Cheney and his rotted heart all the while Billy was cramming chili fries...