A cross-eyed lesbian woman and former teacher of St. Croix Lutheran High School in Minnesota has been sentenced to 5 months in jail, 10 years probation and a 200 dollar fine for dry-scissoring one of her students in a car while parked at a mall.

From Fox here:

A Kenosha, Wis. woman who was a teacher and basketball coach at St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul was sentenced Friday to 150 days in jail and 10 years of probation for having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl.

Melissa Diana Koehn, 31, was convicted on Nov. 20, 2009 of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct for having a sexual relationship with girl. A Dakota County judge stayed the execution of a 36-month sentence, which is an upward departure.

Koehn was also fined $200 as part of the sentence.

Koehn and the teenage girl were found in parked car in Apple Valley, lying on top of each other and kissing in a fully-reclined seat. An Apple Valley police officer was telling the pair to leave the area due to bad weather when they noticed the 17-year-old was wearing a St. Croix Lutheran High School letter jacket. The officer later checked the staff directory at the school and noticed Koehn was listed as a player and coach.

Melissa Koehn tricked the victim’s family into letting her live with them by claiming to be a Christian in need of help and a home. Instead she seduced their daughter. Five months seems a little light to me. I can’t wait to see her sex crimes registry photo.

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