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Archive for December, 2009
11 PM Music: Badly Drawn Boy – “Pissing In The Wind”
Dec 6th
How about a song with Joan Collins singing along while in the tub?
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Loading ...Darrell Dunafon And His Shocking Thrill-Seeking
Dec 6th
Darrell Dunafon was a dumbass. He was an adrenaline junkie always looking for the next big thrill. What could be more thrilling than illegally breaking onto private property in the middle of the night to scale a 400 foot cellphone tower? Maybe jumping off?
Probably not as thrilling as getting your chute tangled in those high-tension high-voltage powerlines. Shocker, he’s dead.
From Suntimes here:
A Tucson man has died after parachuting from a cell phone tower at night and hitting high-voltage power lines.
Pinal County sheriff’s Lt. Tamatha Villar says 23-year-old Darrell Dunafon and two friends broke into a cell tower site about 30 miles south of Phoenix on Friday night and were parachuting off the approximately 400-foot-tall antennae.
Dunafon’s parachute became tangled in nearby 12,000-volt power lines and he was shocked with a live wire.
Villar says the two friends called for help, and rescue crews turned off the power and cut Dunafon down.
I wonder if the workers who cut this dumbass down got paid overtime for being woken in the middle of the night?
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(9 votes, average: 2.67 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 126 to HomeSchool: No Pizza and Rape Parties
Dec 6th
Meet Amy Yarbrough. She is in jail, and as a real shocker, suspended from work with no pay, because she was banging one of her students. One mom interviewed in the video below says that Yarbrough had invited her son over to her house to watch TV and eat pizza, which in teacher terms, is definitely code for “getting the rape on.”
Yarbrough was the 6th teacher in her school district that was busted for having sex with a student since 2006, which may explain why she was suspended with no pay. Usually teachers rape kids and then get free time off work with their pay, so even the school district thinks she’s guilty.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Global Warming Help Wanted
Dec 5th
Saw this at RedState and thought it was hilarious!
It turns out that the Met is going to re-examine the CRU data and it could take years.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Snowy Reston Town Center
Dec 5th
Weather is menacing in the Northern Virginia region today. It didn’t keep us in the house though. We went to Reston Town Center to see the gingerbread village and trains at the Hyatt Hotel. But the weather is going to keep us in for the rest of the day while we bake cookies, sit by the fire and get tipsy on egg nog.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Santa, Is This a Trap?
Dec 5th
Love this photo of Cartney on Santa’s lap. Cartney thinks its a trap and is ready for Santa’s next trick.
Unlike this little girl below, who, upon realizing she was in a trap, simply panicked.
For more hilarious pics of scared kids on Santa click here.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 129 to HomeSchool: Creepy Band Teacher Won’t Put Love Letters in Your Daughter’s Locker that Detail How Hard His Penis Gets
Dec 5th
When I was in Junior High and High School, I remember all of the school’s band directors being dirty perverts. I just thought it was something in the local water. One band director went on to get married to his first chair Clarinet. Another often remarked openly about the feminine hygeine practices of certain violinists. The one in the story below went even further and placed dirty love notes in his female students’ lockers talking about his state of arousal.
From the Smoking Gun here:
A veteran Minnesota middle school teacher left sexually suggestive notes in the lockers of two female students and was typing a third lewd letter when school officials confronted him in his classroom, according to police. Martin Bartels, 53, was charged with disorderly conduct in connection with letters found last month by two seventh grade students at Buffalo Community Middle School.
Bartels, a band teacher who has taught for 28 years, wrote in one letter that he wanted to “trace your thighs with my fingertips and make you squirm,” adding that he gets “hot and hard just thinking about it.” In a note to a second girl, Bartels wrote, “I really, really, really love your legs…I like how you show just enough to make me hard.”
Bartels, pictured above, is on paid administrative leave, according to a school district spokesperson.
Of course he is on PAID leave. Teaching is the only career where you get to attempt to rape students and then get free paid vacations. No wonder the profession attracts such perverts. Easy money, loads of free sex and tons of free time off with pay.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Fat Bald Gay Stoner Wiccan Busted for Kidz Porn
Dec 4th
Meet Darin Steele. 10 years out of High School, this loser still lives in his Mom’s basement smoking copious amounts of pot and watches lots of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed TV reruns if his ghastly MySpace page is any indication. He claims to be a gay Wiccan, but trading in child pornography simply makes him a pedophile.
From Tricities here via RedAlerts:
Someone in Bristol lifted a photograph of a young boy, between 10 and 12 years old, fully nude and in a sexual position, off the Internet in July, and then sent it to a online friend via e-mail. Investigators tracked the activity to a home on Island Road, and on Wednesday arrested Darin Steele.
Steele, 28, is charged with one count of production, financing or possession with intent to distribute sexually explicit items involving children, a class 5 felony.
Investigators seized more than 300 CDs and several computers from Steele’s home for analysis. Depending on what they find on the disks and hard drives, additional possession charges could be pending.
The transaction was flagged by a monitoring branch of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
Steele lives at his mother’s house on Island Road.
What a degenerate loser. Rob Taylor at Red Alerts sneers at his Wiccan skills by saying:
Any “Witch” worth his salt would be able to conjure up enough money to move out his parents’ basement.
Seems to me he conjured up a free trip to jail.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...What Assassination Attempts?
Dec 4th
I thought the media keeps telling us that because Obama is black, he is the most targeted American President for assassination evah? Because all us white guys are just so racist that threats against Dear Leader are way up? Not so, as it turns out.
I haven’t blogged about the party crashers at the White House because its a non-story to me. Rich liberals show up at one of Obama’s daily parties without a hallpass? Ppppbthh! Don’t care.
But it turns out that Congress cares who gets access to the President, and they called a hearing to investigate. While grilling Mark Sullivan, the head of the US Secret Service about what went wrong, Elanor Holmes Norton, the fat black democrat woman representing DC asked for a confirmation that Barack Obama was the most targeted President evah because he was black, and Sullivan told her this was not true.
From the Union Leader here:
Sullivan said there was no threat to Obama, noting that “last week we took him to a basketball game, and there was 5,000 people sitting around the President.”
In response to a question from Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, D-D.C., he said Obama had not had an extraordinary number of threats against his life, contrary to her assertion, and said that Obama had received no more such threats at this point in his term than his two predecessors.
Wow. So either the Press is lying about the elevated threat, or this lifelong Secret Service specialist responsible for protecting the President’s life and securing our nation’s banking assets is lying. Who is the liar here?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Fear of the Ferris Wheel
Dec 4th
We have a tradition in the family where we go to see the Festival of Lights at Bull Run in Manassas. At the end of the long lighted display is a “Santa’s Village” that has rides, food, christmas trees for sale and other fun wintry things. It was Jess’ idea to get on the Ferris Wheel, but I had no idea she had a fear of heights.
I mentioned the balloon ride in the video. That post is here.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Kid Touching Texan Jailed for Using Twitter
Dec 3rd
A Texan kid toucher was told by the judge to stay off all social networking sites, including Facebook and Twitter. So what does he do? He starts following his Parole Officer on Twitter. Yeah, this moron’s going back to the jail.
From the Chron here by way of Red Alerts:
A registered sex offender in Beaumont who was required to stop using Twitter instead invited a probation worker to connect with him online.
A judge in Beaumont on Monday revoked the probation of 30-year-old Grandville Lindsey and ordered him to serve 15 years in prison.
Lindsey in July pleaded guilty to indecency with a child for improperly touching a 13-year-old boy.
Lindsey had been ordered not to subscribe to online social networking sites, like MySpace or Twitter, unless it was approved by probation officials.
Two Jefferson County probation officials reported that Lindsey had accessed such sites several times since August. A worker with the probation office also told the judge that Lindsey had tried to follow her on Twitter.
Enjoy your 15 years, Einstein.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Agitation and Despair
Dec 2nd
Saw this stupid lighted ad in the Atlanta terminal. How the he’ll does one “wage peace?”
Does waging peace involve agitating Latin American voters like the angry woman pictured? One thing awesome about this is that it was right next to a West Point recruitment ad.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Pity Al Gore: Global Warming Debunked Using the Internets He Invented
Dec 2nd
This is so awesome from Daily Show’s Jon Stewart. He makes fun of leftist conspiracies and is forced to admit in his great joking manner that the right wing conspiracies around Acorn and Global Warming are in fact, true.
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Thanks to Hot Air for the link!
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Blacks Killed More Blacks Last Year than All the Klan Evah
Dec 2nd
Bernie Planck is an awesome blogger, and sometimes I think he just posts things, that while true, is just troll bait. But it is hard to argue with the facts he lays out:
From PlanksConstant here:
Now how many Blacks were murdered by other Blacks? Let’s forget about the past 144 years. Let’s forget about the last decade. Let’s just take one single year. According to the FBI’s Crime Statistics for the year 2004, there were 16,137 murders in that year, of which 6,632 of the victims were Black.
The same data show that for single victim/single offender incidents of which there were 3,067 Black victims, 92.2 percent of them, or 2827, were murdered by black offenders. Extrapolating for multiple victim/single offender incidents for the remaining 3,565 Black victims gives us 3,286 Blacks killed by other Blacks. So in one single year, Blacks killed more than 6,000 other Blacks.
That’s right – in one year, Blacks have murdered more of their own than the KKK killed in a century and a half of lynchings.
He goes on to say that this isn’t about attempting to exonerate white racists. But for blacks to fear white racism in the modern age is to be afraid of the wrong thing. Today, the odds of being hurt by white on black racism is very small compared to the real threat of being hurt by black opportunists looking to score from a crime.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Awesome Florida Landmarks
Dec 1st
Sorry to keep blogging iPhone screencaps tonight, but I was at a red light looking for my hotel when I looked at my route I had mapped out to see what the interesting nearby landmarks that Google Maps had hilighted for me.
You just don’t see too many “Discount Cigarette Superstores” back home in Northern Virginia, nosiree.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...H1N1 Phishing Attacks
Dec 1st
A huge spam run went out today by hackers posing as the Centers for Disease control. Attached to the emails are links to download your “patient profile” which is actually a Trojan horse program. Unlike many phishing attacks that use bad spelling and grammar, this one is well crafted and includes banners and the correct address for the CDC in Atlanta. Remember folks, the government never sends you email for free stuff, including vaccines.
And a word of caution to hackers impersonating Federal agencies: every agency has an Inspectors General office. And all IG’s carry firearms and take the lead in investigating cyber crime involving their agency. They get trigger happy, just so you know.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Going to Pensacola
Dec 1st
Heading down to Pensacola to work with clients today. That’s why updates will be late or light, so feel free to check the archives.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...You Are Not the Monkey
Dec 1st
Out at the pub the other night with friends, we overheard a couple of waitresses talking about the new video game cabinet that was installed recently. It has about 40 old classic games loaded on it, including PacMan, 1941, Jungle King, Frogger, Defender and the original Donkey Kong.
One young waitress said to the other, “Those old games are hard to understand! I was playing Donkey Kong for about ten minutes before I figured out that I wasn’t the one throwing the barrels!”
The other waitress responded, “Really? You mean its called Donkey Kong and you don’t get to be the monkey?”
I did a face palm and muttered to myself “yeah, and get off my lawn!”
Then my beautiful wife asked me, “You don’t play the monkey? Then who are you in the game?” A quick history lesson on Mario the plumber ensued.
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