I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Finished Wrapping Presents and Trying to Stay Out of the Doghouse
10 Worst Christmas Gifts for Her this year will land you in the Doghouse:
- Nosehair Trimmer
- Thigh Master
- Anything with a USB connector
- Hunting Vest
- Push-up Bra
- Plumbing fixtures like a padded toilet seat
- Automotive Services
- The Bump-It
- Anything Ferret-related
- The Snuggie®
If you havent seen the Original Doghouse clip, go here.
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