BelchSpeak

I can't believe that came from your mouth!

Belch.Com

Do It Yourself Xmas Lights



lulzxmas, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Dan forwarded me this awesome photo of a dummy hanging from a rain gutter along with a tipped ladder and a strand of Christmas lights. The owner of the house got into some trouble after a couple of days and had to take it down. Said the owner:

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *