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Archive for October, 2009
Obama Embarrasses America
Oct 2nd
Nothing shouts NOOB like going to Copenhagen to beg for the Olympics and then having the IOC to tell you to GTFO.

Who knew the IOC were all a bunch of racists? I really thought that electing Barack Hussein Obama was supposed to make the world love and adore us.
Seriously though, good for Rio! I guess this will be the first summer olympics held during December thru March?
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Jon Gosselin Booted From Jon and Kate Plus 8- Jon Bans TLC From the Home
Oct 1st
Jon Gosselin seems to have finally found his parental senses after TLC announced that the show would be renamed to “Kate Plus 8.” He posted a poorly spelled No Trespassing sign on the gate to their mansion banning the TLC film crew from the home. He says he no longer believes that parading his brats in front of a camera is good for the kids. Pics linked from BWE below:

From the AP here:
The father of the children on “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ says it’s “not healthy” for his kids to continue appearing on the TLC reality show.
Jon Gosselin says he had “an epiphany one day” and realized his 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins shouldn’t be filmed at the family’s Pennsylvania home while their parents are going through a divorce.
TLC network has shut down filming of the children on “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ after receiving a cease-and-desist order from Gosselin.
In a statement, the network said production would remain suspended “pending further conversations” between both Gosselins. Filming not directly involving the kids is ongoing, TLC said Thursday.
“It appears that Jon’s priority is Jon and his interests,” his estranged wife, Kate Gosselin, said in a statement on Thursday. “My priority remains our children and their well being.”
Jon continues to be a douche, but in this case, his douchiness is actually right for the kids. It is beyond pathetic to film a family going through a divorce. But he really isn’t having this epiphany because of his fatherly concern. He’s just bitter about being dropped from the show.
If TLC wanted a good show, they should just poke Mady with a sharp stick and give her twin sister Cara new toys. Watching Mady quickly devolve from troubled pre-teen to full-on underage stripper should be compelling television.
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Letterman Dipping His Pen In Company Ink
Oct 1st
Gross. And perhaps the funniest thing Dave has done in years. He admitted on his show tonight that he’s been banging his coworkers. This confession was prompted because he was blackmailed for 2 Million bucks. Pity he just got married and his kid he had with his soon-to-be-divorced wife is already about 6 years old. Keep this in mind while watching Dave hit on Megan Fox:
Dave said:
“This morning, I did something I’ve never done in my life,” Letterman told his audience, according to the statement. “I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury.”
During that testimony, Letterman acknowledged unspecified sexual relationships with staff members.
“My response to that is, yes I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would,” Letterman said. “I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family.”
Letterman received a package three weeks ago, threatening to reveal those indiscretions “if Letterman did not pay the individual a large sum of money” — specified in a later communication as $2 million.
“Letterman said that he referred the matter to the Special Prosecution Bureau of the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, which Letterman said conducted an investigation, which included his issuing a “phony” $2 million check to the individual, and culminated in the individual’s arrest earlier today.”
UPDATE- It was Bob Halderman, a producer for CBS, who was living with the woman Letterman was banging. It happened before he had his kid or was married.
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4 PM Music: The Dead Weather – “Treat Me Like Your Mother”
Oct 1st
Awesome new video by Jack White’s The Dead Weather. Its an interesting video and it also shows that Jack is no marksman. Allison Mosshart looks badass with automated weapons. Enjoy.
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Belch.Com Congratulates
Oct 1st
Michael Jackson for 100 Drug-free Days! Way to go Mike! Sham On!
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Mother of the Year Lets Baby Sleep on Pot Mattress
Oct 1st
A Georgia Mom, Gina Mule’, was running a marijuana dealing business out of her single-wide trailer. She thought she was slick by keeping mounds of pot under the mattress of her toddler, who is now in state custody along with his seven-year-old sibling.
I love the neighbor’s outrage.
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Hollywood Elites Support Polanski Like Gypsies Support Dracula
Oct 1st
When I read this piece over at Rob Taylor’s Red Alerts, I just kept repeating aloud, “Wow, Wow, Wow.” I have been trying to understand why the Hollywood directors and actors would so enthusiastically support Roman Polanski’s flight from justice for the anal rape of a 13 year old girl. Sure these actors and actresses are douchebags. Sure they are elitists who think they are better than everyone else and the rules should apply to them differently than to everyone else whom they consider inferior. Sure they have a bad moral compass. But until I read Rob Taylor’s post I was not able to make the connection that it is the Liberal Elite’s reverence for Old Europe’s Caste system and hatred of America and western morality that is the driving factor as to why they think that its okay for one of their own to rape a child.

From RedAlerts here with emphasis mine, and edited to unite the Dracula analogy:
The basic theme of Bram Stoker’s Dracula was the nightmare of a modern virtuous society invaded and corrupted by decadent “Old Europe” style nobility, who act in ways that defy morality and flaunt the laws of society due to their belief that they themselves are beyond the reach of man’s justice. Stoker wrote Dracula at a time when England was surpassing Europe as the cultural center of the West, and his novel was a reaction to the antinomian and often blasphemously obscene art and literature of men like Huysmans or Baudelaire. Dracula in Stoker’s work represents not only the dark antiquity of Europe, where men of low character could, by nature of their birth into noble households, literally get away with rape and murder, but the fin de siècle movement’s seeming embrace of that sort of depravity and decadence.
Dracula, the noble who defied even death (and thus God in Stoker’s universe), took what and more importantly who he wanted without regard to common decency. He murdered, raped, and stole his way through the story, acting as the ultimate metaphor for the evil of Old Europe’s degeneracy for decades. Then something peculiar happened. Post-modern society began seeing Dracula not as a metaphor for the sexual predator protected by his wealth and power, but as an anti-hero rebelling against Victorian morality. There is no Humanities or Literature department, book publishing house or film studio where this is not the prevailing interpretation of the Dracula character. Perhaps those that see themselves as the cultural “tastemakers” of our society, the university professors, leftist “artists,” and the business interests that surround the arts, have vested interests in reigniting the noble-worship of Old Europe, in creating a society that believes in the noble’s exception including their privilege to assault and otherwise molest non-nobles. But anyone having been exposed to some published poet or author (and I’ve meet far too many) knows that this reimagining of Dracula, and vampirism in general, is simply another expression of these people’s misanthropic elitism.
A common expression of this elitism is also academic Europhilia, by which I mean the adoption (primarily by the left) of what they assume are prevailing opinions in Europe and the pretense of a disdain for America. So entranced by Europe’s ability to project the air of cultural superiority, the self-appointed elites here have entered vassalage with the new “nobility” of Europe.
Which brings us to Roman Polanski, hackneyed artist, peripheral character in the Manson murders, and violent rapist of children. Roman Polanski drugged and violently raped, both vaginally and anally, a 13-year-old girl. He then skipped bail and fled to Europe where the arts community there, with the open approval of the “tastemakers” here, helped the degenerate continue to work and prosper while avoiding justice. His recent arrest exposed how the people who consider themselves part of the most sophisticated sectors of American society are little more than living caricatures of the gypsies who followed Dracula, doing his bidding and aiding him in his most heinous crimes.
This is more of an ethnographic sketch of those Americans who consider themselves culturally and intellectually superior to their fellow citizens. They are the American thralls to a mythic Old Europe, where a person’s corpus of work is more important than their penchant for sexual criminality. They believe in a social order in which there are nobles (themselves) and a peasantry (the rest of us) who are devalued for our inability (or unwillingness) to participate in their decades old masquerade. Roman Polanski is who they aspire to be, his victim a meaningless indiscretion for which a man like Polanski cannot be expected to suffer.
Maybe a man named Ronnie Pulaski who worked construction, but not Roman Polanski!
But to see that in Polanski is to look past the European trappings and artistic prestige, and to see the man as equal to all others and thus worthy to be judged. This is a step these self-appointed elites cannot take, lest they admit they too can be judged by their true equals, their fellow Americans.
For those who embrace that outlook there is no action too wicked to defend if it props up the lie and reinforces the artificial distinctions between us.
Especially if it happens to those of us they consider beneath them.
This would make that 13 year old girl a virginal sacrifice to the monster. Is that why degenerates like Whoopi Goldberg can so easily forgive child rape?
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