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ACORN Files a LOLSuit
The butthurt employees of ACORN who were fired when O’Keefe and Giles produced those hilarious pimp videos showing how ACORN routinely engages in underage child sex slavery, are suing. The lawsuit hinges on a stupid Maryland law that says you can’t record anyone, but this LOLsuit is destined to fail. I think the suit will end up something like this:
Michelle Malkin has more, including a link to the lawsuit.
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